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⚐ ReportStein: My first wife... Sudhish: First? Stein: She's my only wife. It's a statement of fact. Stein: Mr. Kirk is getting married next year and he calls his fiancĂ©e his former girlfriend.
#10969
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⚐ ReportStein: Chapter 11 doesn't have any math in it. Stein: But you're still getting your math credit so shhh!
#10968
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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose is showing Alex Joseph a math thing. Mr. Rose: I actually posted this on twitter like a year ago. If you just-- Alex: I don't have twitter. Mr. Rose: Don't have twitter. That's like saying "I don't have wikipedia".
#10967
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⚐ Report//Sub in Kaluta named Mr. Anderson (not the English teacher) Jeremy, walking in: Good Morning Mr. Anderson: The first person today to say good morning! What's your name, brother? Jeremy: Jeremy Mr. Anderson: Respect! You have respect and love in your heart. You see, I come from Jamaica. My father died 7 years ago. When I walked in, or -- I was the fourth child of sixth -- when one of my siblings walked in, if we didn't say good morning to my mother, he would say, get back to the door and do that again, and say good morning this time. But I go to all these different schools, and the kids walk in and they never say nothing, they just act like they don't see me here. That's not a knock on those kids, that's just how it is.
#10966
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⚐ Report//Sub in Kaluta Mr. Anderson: He told me to give you paper C, and he said it was in the desk, but I'm lookin in the desk and it's not there. Mr. Anderson: Unless he meant on the desk, but there's so much stuff on his desk...
#10963
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: You have limited physical space in your skull. Spend it on better things!
#10962
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⚐ Report//p9 fot Kaluta: Are you Colby? *Colby nods* Kaluta: Colby has been renamed to "Wall"
#10960
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⚐ Report//p9 for Armand: it's fun to bully British people Armand: Hey Colby *Colby turns, confused* you smell! Armand: Don't you see how fun it was to bully Colby? Armand: Colby wasn't that fun?