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⚐ ReportRose, to Klees: You're standing at the gate, holding a sword, fighting off divergent series, stopping them from entering your maths.
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⚐ ReportLeo: You should give us your balls Gugan: I'm emotionally attached to my balls Leo: So are the rest of us
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⚐ ReportHenry walks into neuro through the storage room: Hey- Ostrander, subbing for neuro: Henry! Go back to entomology! Study bugs or whatever! Henry: Ok one second Ostrander: I'm serious Henry: *has a conversation with Raun* Katz: Henry go back to class Henry: *leaves, solemnly* Ostrander: Nobody talk to Henry this weekend. ... Ostrander: I know that won't be hard for some of you.
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⚐ ReportGrossman: "Banning child labor is possibly the worst thing to have ever happened to this country" Random Person: "Are you sure it wasn't slavery?"
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⚐ ReportGrossman: "You know, I've been looking for someone who is really good at busting people's knees in. Do you know anybody who is good at that?"
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⚐ ReportVeena: you literally wear short skirts we don't like you Veena: we're slut shamers
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⚐ ReportNicole, watching people dancing: Are they doing a kpop? I mean a tiktok? Is that what that is?
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⚐ Report//P4 Phil Orch. We are playing pieces from The Wizard of Oz, and Smolen wanted us to be more joyous when the witch was killed. Smolen: "Imagine there's a person taxing you... and that person dies! Dun, dun, dada da dun..." //A few moments later Smolen: "Or, imagine Schwartz-- Schwartz gives a lot of homework, right? Well, imagine he just said no analysis homework for the rest of the year!"