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#12687
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Adulting is overrated guys! // Later Glenn: I made it till 24 until I realized I had to be adulting. Glenn: What's the rush? Be 16! Do stupid things! Glenn: Not too stupid obviously.
#12684
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⚐ ReportStein: Wait, how did I give you five?! Stein: What am I doing?! Stein: *retroactively lowers grade* Stein: Oh wait you did it down here
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⚐ Report//Lodal holds up two rocks, one a shimmery gold beige color, the other one a dark color. Lodal: do you know where the word Muscovite comes from? Class: Moscow Lodal: good. which one would you associate with Russia? Class: the dark one Lodal: NO! Lodal: *whispers* it's russia! there's white people there!
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⚐ ReportSchafer: I had a sandwich for lunch today, it was so bussin'. I even added some sauce for more rizz *After comments on the blairbashability of that quote* Schafer: Get off of blairbash, it isn't good for you
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⚐ Report//explaining natural numbers to a hypothetical alien who can do Fitch-style proofs really well Rose: This is like if you try to teach a board game to a really smart person. Rose: You start explaining it, and very quickly they get annoyed, and say "stop trying to explain it! Just tell me all the rules."
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⚐ ReportRose: What are you boys doing on a laptop? Alexei: Rose. ... We're watching your lectures. Rose: During my class? *closes Alexei's laptop* That's too much of me.
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⚐ ReportLosekamp: My nephew fought tooth-and-nail to not get a haircut. They could never cut his head -- I mean, cut his hair-- Diego: --because he knew they would cut his head.
#12677
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: Stop talking. Dylan: I don't know how! O'Donovan: I can go get some duct tape...