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⚐ Report//Changing topics from the talking about Grapes of Wrath to grammar Klein: And now, to take a bit of a left turn... Or, if you're Nadia, a right turn.
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⚐ Report//While watching Leave it to Beaver Mr. Grossman: Then it was like "Oh! Beaver is being mischievous, he's skipping dance class!" Now its more like "Oh! Beaver is being mischievous, he's doing crystal methamphetamines!"
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⚐ Report//Discussing Chem R&E subtopics Angela: Jamey, you get to do gravimetric analysis and potential. Jamey: I don't know what potential is!
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⚐ Report//In a Lang class with Erin Hedlund and Aaron Meyer; they keep getting confused over whether Gross is saying "Aaron" or "Erin" Gross: Aaron, I've decided to call you "double A." Aaron: What? Why me? Gross: Because. Now it won't be confusing. Aaron: But I'm not going to remember that you're calling me that now! Gross: You'll be fine. You've been demoted to a bra size, that's all. //Awkward silence Gross: Ouch. It's not even a good bra size.
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⚐ ReportShaun Datta: This printer is stupid. I told it to print two pages and it printed the first page twice. Jack Phoebus: I think it's a troll.
#4022
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⚐ ReportBalla: Don't pretend to be tolerant and then make fun of people with hair on their ears.
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⚐ Report///Patrick walks up to a freshman table at lunch Patrick: When I grow up and have a kid, I'm going to pack his lunch in a childproof container!
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⚐ ReportM-E: Weird people are weird...but normal people are just plain weird...I mean, uh, normal, but normal is so weird...
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⚐ ReportBarg: Hey Mr. Pham, a lot of us are going to be missing class because of the robotics regional. Pham: Oh. How many people in the robot? Gubin: Err, none?