#3702

-17

Oct. 25, 2011, 6:30 p.m.

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Eric Neyman: Do you have Clay? (referring to Mr. Clay) Braiden and Arun, in unison: Why would we have clay?

#3701

511

Oct. 24, 2011, 9:38 p.m.

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//Getting reading to review for a test in Freshmen Physics. Schafer is splitting the class into groups to go over the review packet. Schafer: Ok guys, we're going to spread out the welfare, smartness, etc. Everyone: YOU COMMUNIST!

#3699

1010

Oct. 24, 2011, 6:18 a.m.

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Lodal: So, I identify as a nerd...

#3696

1414

Oct. 20, 2011, 6:44 p.m.

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Mr. Mogge: While you fill in your answers on the scantron with your right hand, use your left hand to cover up your paper so people can't see your answers. And when you're done, flip the paper over and then you can use your hands to do whatever you want! [Pause] Except don't because I would get in trouble.

#3695

4347

Oct. 20, 2011, 5:18 p.m.

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Mr. Goldburg: Today we'll start off class with a surprise. Student: The quiz! Mr. Goldburg: Actually the surprise is that there ISN'T a quiz today! Students: What?! Mr. Goldburg: SIKE! I just re-suprised you. We will have a quiz today. Swag-daddy strikes again!

#3694

1414

Oct. 20, 2011, 2:52 p.m.

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Evan: I met Mr. Rose's new girlfriend. Manesha: That's so cool! Evan: Yeah. They both have the same nose!

#3693

1010

Oct. 20, 2011, 2:51 p.m.

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Billings: Evan proposed that.... Mr. Kaluta: Wait what? Evan proposed to you?

#3691

88

Oct. 19, 2011, 4:49 p.m.

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Teacher: It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're a turkey.

#3690

59

Oct. 19, 2011, 4:33 p.m.

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Francis: So you were going to kill me, then she turned me into a doughnut??

#3689

711

Oct. 18, 2011, 7:34 p.m.

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Stein: So while Richard is doing the math problem on the board ... let's play with my iPhone! //Stein starts to talk to his iPhone, it responds with Siri Stein: Are you a man or a woman? iPhone: I was not assigned a gender.