#8242

5256

June 5, 2019, 11:57 a.m.

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//At lunch, Booyya has just finished practicing his entire molecular derivation part of his Chem RnE presentation. Albert is the only the audience member. Booyya: Do you have any comments? Albert: Do you want to the truth or the lie? Booyya: Truth. Albert, tapping his elbow repeatedly: I stopped listening when I found out how to make my pinky feel funny.

#7813

2529

Dec. 18, 2018, 10:56 a.m.

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//Albert is about to perform a duet in band Albert: This piece contains many un-timetable timings, un-glissable glisses, and - dare I say - un-dynamicable dynamics. This is intentional. All the mistakes you hear were carefully practiced to show the chaos and the sadness of the world.

#4707

-626

Jan. 10, 2014, 7:49 p.m.

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//Discussing switching into Klein's class next semester Arianna (Referring to taking Klein's class): You should do it! Commit suicide with me! Albert: That's a red flag, Arianna. That's not something you should joke about. I should tell a trusted adult. Maybe I should tell Mr. Klein.

#4644

04

Nov. 6, 2013, 2:46 a.m.

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Sophia: Eric, are you really talented at trumpet? Eric V: No... Sophia: Well, you are now.

#4339

113

Dec. 9, 2012, 1:59 p.m.

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//Going over motifs Clay: And what is this called? Albert: Of Mice and Men. Clay: .....facepalm //Class laughs Albert: Wait, I don't get it.

#4182

28

Sept. 4, 2012, 10:06 a.m.

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Bosse: Guys! Calm down! The girls and Albert are trying to work.

#3751

1010

Nov. 5, 2011, 8:32 p.m.

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//Right before a quiz, genetics class is talking about how Albert is always absent on quiz days Viju: Albert loafs soo much, like this one time... Albert (pops up out of nowhere): HI, VIJU! //Viju falls over

#2704

5458

Dec. 20, 2010, 11:16 p.m.

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//Albert walks into APNSL with a Victoria's Secret bag. Jack: Hey Albert, what you got in that bag? Albert: Just some perfume from Janvi for Secret Santa. Henok: He also has his bras in there! DOUBLE D's JUST LIKE HIS NSL GRADE!