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Feb. 5, 2013, 11:04 a.m.

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//At lunch upon hearing another person listing ingredients from a label Paul B. Ellis: You can't spend life reading the ingredients.

#4327

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Nov. 27, 2012, 7:24 p.m.

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Pham: Do you know what the objective of life is? Student: To die? Pham: Exactly.

#3662

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Oct. 12, 2011, 3:42 p.m.

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Lodal: The PSATs have sucked away my will to live.

#3559

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Sept. 15, 2011, 6:25 p.m.

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Piper: Wait...you're saying you don't have a life?

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April 30, 2011, 6:55 p.m.

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//During Rose's Friday marathon AP Calc review, Pham interrupts. Pham: Why you here on Friday? Students: Because he's evil! He doesn't want us to have lives! Pham: No! It becah HE doesn't have a life! So he make you stay here wit him!

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Jan. 5, 2011, 1:59 p.m.

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//Patrick, George and Aleksander are fooling around in physics Amy Yan: Can you guys get a life and work on physics?

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Sept. 20, 2010, 5:53 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Yeah, when I read that I was surprised; on average women live 14 years longer than men! Steven Silberholz: It's 'cause they don't walk in front of cars. Lev: No, women are the ones who drive into men.