#10166

1010

March 5, 2022, 11:33 a.m.

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Jacen: What’s the drug that raises your blood pressure again? Jacen: Like the opposite of viagra.

#10122

79

March 2, 2022, 11:38 a.m.

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Jacen: I can’t do pushups, I’ll get fat.

#9868

48

Jan. 31, 2022, 12:10 p.m.

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// Qbowl practice, Andy shows up late Hui: Did you go where I think you went? Andy: Apparently so. Hui: Nerd. Andy: No, I went to Schwartz and the weight room. Hui: That's literally worse, *nerd*.

#9863

911

Jan. 30, 2022, 10:16 p.m.

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Caleb: I like blood more.

#9614

-212

Dec. 13, 2021, 7:57 p.m.

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// Quizbowl practice ended, Andy and Hui talking about lifting Ace: Why are you guys talking about lifting? Hui: Because we're *jocks*. Andy: Wannabe jocks.

#9575

28

Dec. 9, 2021, 4:04 p.m.

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// MABL Hammond: On what day were the French Huguenots massacred? Jacen: Saint Patrick's!

#9365

311

Nov. 12, 2021, 9:18 p.m.

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// JHU prac Hui: Thank you Andy for having a brain cell, singular.

#9307

1618

Nov. 9, 2021, 8:12 p.m.

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// MABL practice Hammond: Negative 80 million points! Hammond: But I'll give you back 1 million points because he was a horrible horrible racist. Leela: Only 1 million points?

#8557

3939

March 10, 2020, 4:09 p.m.

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// At Quizbowl Practice Schafer: Well, clearly they spoke a different dialect of English. If you told them "Ok boomer" they'd be like "lskejr;flka? What is 'ok'?"