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#2425
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⚐ Report//computer team, Ashu was probably being annoying Scott:...and the computer redirects it to the appropriate program, which for him (points at Ashu) is Internet Explorer and for the rest of us it's Firefox.
#2222
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⚐ ReportStein: Why are you all staring at me? You're making me nervous. Rajan: Then why did you become a teacher? Stein: I don't know! I should have picked a another career. Scott: DANCE INSTRUCTOR!!!
#1680
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⚐ ReportKaluta: "If you ask nicely, I'll show you how to do it." Scott: "Tell us or I'll hurt you!"
#1462
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⚐ Report//Doing peer review: Anderson: "Go back to the person who wrote that essay and tell them something you really liked about it. And don't give some backhanded compliment like 'I really liked the way you didn't use any punctuation.'" Scott L: "I really liked your typeface!"
#1444
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⚐ Report//Scott, teaching LISP programming, writes on the board: `(a b c) Scott (pointing at the apostrophe): This protects the whole list Kathryn: From who? Attackers?
#1345
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⚐ ReportRyan W: Google and China are fighting a secret war. In 5 years, only one of them's still going to be around.
#1201
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⚐ Report//when Mr. Pham exits room 325, Mikey is at the board teaching //a few minutes later, Mr. Pham re-enters the room and Scott Lawrence is at the board teaching //Mr. Pham looks at Scott, confused, and then sees Mikey sitting down Pham (to Mikey): Are you guy brother? I walk in and think, you look different! But it not you. //Mr. Pham walks towards the back of the room, listening to Scott teach Pham: Guy, you both have the same voice, you know that? Mikey: We both have annoying voices!
#978
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⚐ Report//During Graphics Scott L: A queue is like a stack except stuff falls out the bottom. (singing) I'm a queue, I'm a queue, I'm a queue!