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#2768
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⚐ Report//Explaining exam week to the freshmen Templin: After your exams, go with your friends, or get your parents to give you a ride... If you don't have any friends... and you don't have any parents... go to the SAC and stare at other students.
#2744
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⚐ Report//Megan hands Jessica two washers, one extremely large washer and one extremely small washer Megan: Jessica, which washer is heavier? //Jessica takes about 30 seconds to decide Jessica: This one. (points at larger washer)
#2578
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⚐ Report//In R&E, discussing movie about someone who got his arm trapped under a boulder in Africa Templin: So, he had a girlfriend that he was going to meet that night, and we can only imagine her surprise when several days later he was in the news for having cut his arm off. Patrick: Hey Amy, if I cut my arm off, would you go out with me?
#2526
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⚐ Report//the R&E room is empty during pd 8 Passing student: Wow, no research happening this period! Templin: No experimentation, either. Student: So what do you do? Templin: When there are no students around, we do a little P&Q. Student: ? Templin: Peace and quiet!
#2439
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⚐ Report//near end of quarter Student: Hey Mr. Templin, can I please see my grade? Templin: Sure. Student: (Looks at paper with grade) What's that nine over there? Templin: Those are your absences. Student: I'VE been absent NINE times? I don't remember being absent nine times. Templin: Here it says you've been absent nine times, but I have absolutely no idea how I got this data, because I don't think I've taken attendance nine times...
#2371
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⚐ ReportTemplin: The lockjaw is mainly used to hold down small things... Alex: Small tools for small things. Adarsh: (whispers something to Alex) Templin: ...it can hold this pencil if it doesn't inappropriately squeeze -- Alex: (laughing out loud) My butt! Templin: Well your butt probably wouldn't be able to fit into this tool.
#2342
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⚐ Report//students exchange papers, but one student does not have one Templin (to student without paper): Go sit outside. Student: Why? Templin: Because you are an idiot. //later Templin (to older kids): Explain [to the student outside] how when you exchange papers, everyone needs to have a paper. Older kids (to student outside): So you are a stupid idiot.
#2325
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⚐ Report//talking about the belt of the belt sander Templin: Think of it as the belt of your pants. If it's too loose, your pants fall off. John Anderson: So having it too loose, is that a good thing?
#2324
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⚐ ReportTemplin: Normally when students are playing cards in my class, I help them out by cutting the deck for them... with the band saw.
#2310
1010
⚐ ReportTing Chen: Has anyone sanded their hand off on the belt sander? Templin: Ting, if you're going to ask stupid questions, go stand outside. Templin looks at class: You could be outstanding! HAR HAR HAR