#12063

79

Sept. 6, 2023, 3:30 p.m.

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//playing minecraft on khan academy Eric: It's left click place right? Will: No, it's right click. //googles Will: See? It's right click. Will: I though you said you play Minecraft? Eric: Bro I do! Will: But you don't know how to place? Eric: Bro I don't pay attention to the buttons Eric: I'm dyslexic

#11713

77

March 27, 2023, 1:18 p.m.

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Armand, to Will: The last person I want with his hands on my computer is you. Will: Wait, why? Armand: You're very smart, but very malicious at times. Will: I'm *always* malicious.

#11677

1111

March 14, 2023, 1:02 p.m.

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Bosse: I hope you saw in this assignment that people are not always as ethical as they should be, even in the important field of research. Will: Being ethical is for losers. Bosse: ...right.

#11562

37

Feb. 13, 2023, 11:04 a.m.

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Will: Everybody who’s not from the American midwest is just evil.

#11385

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Jan. 5, 2023, 7:59 a.m.

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Will: Me? yeah, I'm running for the prime minister of Great Britain.

#11255

1212

Dec. 2, 2022, 10:59 a.m.

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//discussing how to afford the production of future starblazer versions klees (to piety): do you have rich grandparents who are going to die soon? *silence* madeline (quietly): i do.

#11217

66

Nov. 22, 2022, 10:53 a.m.

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Will Klees: Y'know Tinu, what do I care if you steal my identity

#10953

77

Oct. 10, 2022, 3:22 p.m.

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Will: It’s all just integration and intuition. Mr. Kirk: You could call that integration by smarts

#10294

1212

March 17, 2022, 12:18 p.m.

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// Last day with the chicks Will and Madeline: By getting rid of the chicks, you're reducing the diversity of our school! Duval: The chicks are dragging down our test scores! Andy: Moral of the story: If you drag down test scores, you get eaten.

#10260

1010

March 14, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Will: My parents told me if I didn't get all As, I'd have to work in a coal mine.