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#3621

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Sept. 30, 2011, 4:34 p.m.

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// During Math Phys. Schafer: Alright, that was the easy stuff. Now for the cool stuff! Student 1: Urggg Schafer: What's wrong? Student 1: We have to do work. Schafer: Don't worry, there's a lot of "potential" for fun. Class: Oh, hahaha... Schafer: I gotcha! Student 2: But we don't have the "energy"!

#3620

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Sept. 30, 2011, 4:32 p.m.

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// During Math Phys Schafer: So for a conservative system. And no, not like the one in Texas. Class: Oh, hahaha... Schafer: See what I did there? Andy G: They don't believe in dot products in Texas! Schafer: ...but they do believe in cross products!

#3619

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Sept. 30, 2011, 4:27 p.m.

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// During Math Phys, Schafer tries writing NASA upside down on a rocket picture. Schafer: Does that look like NASA to you? Student 1: No... Student 2: Looks like ASAN... Student 3: ASAN...? Student 4: Omar...? Class: OMAR AHSAN!!!

#3609

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Sept. 26, 2011, 6:20 p.m.

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Stein: There once was a strange man from Tennessee, Who ended his limericks on line three. Math is hard.

#3519

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Sept. 6, 2011, 7:18 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: The way new things are discovered in math is people just do stuff, and see if it works. That's how the complex numbers were discovered. Someone was just doing some stuff, and it worked out.

#3517

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Sept. 6, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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Stein: Math has never been my strong point...

#3487

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Aug. 31, 2011, 5:05 p.m.

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// During Phys Chem Pham: Who here thinking of math PHD? Jason [Hyun]! You thinking of math PHD? Jason: No, I want money

#3449

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June 6, 2011, 6:39 p.m.

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//Mr Pham and Mr Giles cross pathes between the chemistry room and math help: Pham: I hear you tell kids lines only straight. Giles: Yeah, they're only straight. Pham: No you wrong-- Giles: All lines are straight. Pham: Noooooooooo.

#3403

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May 22, 2011, 11:38 a.m.

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Allison: We probably have two homeworks and one test left in math! Lily: Great. Wait, are you sure it's not going to be on fifth quarter? Allison: ...

#2860

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Feb. 2, 2011, 5:58 p.m.

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Pham: Sixteen times one equal ABOUT SIXTEEN!