#10394

08

April 4, 2022, 9:32 a.m.

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Johnny: Do you happen to have a screwdriver? Carlos: Well I did happen to screw your mom!

#10376

99

March 30, 2022, 1:57 p.m.

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// Amino acid and translation Johnny: Is it methionine? Duval: Yes, it's meth, how did you know? Duval: What did you do to get it to meth?

#10374

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March 30, 2022, 1:12 p.m.

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Duval: Do you know what Alice is doing on Friday? Johnny: Who’s Alice? Duval: We’re no longer on speaking terms.

#10358

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March 28, 2022, 12:16 p.m.

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Johnny: Is it 9 and a half weeks or 9 and a half months for pregnancy? Jerry Song: Johnny I just don't think you've ever been pregnant before.

#10325

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March 22, 2022, 1:44 p.m.

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// Johnny is playing brawl stars Duval(tapping on Johnny's screen): bapapbappbpapapa! Duval: *more incoherent babbling*

#10304

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March 18, 2022, 1:46 p.m.

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// Continuation of previous quote Jerry Jing: Let's find constellations in the corn! Johnny: Oh I see Cancer! Jerry(pointing to Johnny): I see Cancer too!

#10302

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March 18, 2022, 1:17 p.m.

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Andy: How many magnet students does it take to count kernels of corn? Johnny: It's just not our problem. Duval: I've found 3 is a good number.

#10236

79

March 10, 2022, 1:15 p.m.

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Jerry: I like your phenotypes, Johnny. Johnny: nobody asked.

#10220

77

March 9, 2022, 4:18 p.m.

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Andy: Is it wrong to refer to Duval’s incubator as a popcorn chicken maker? Schwartz: *wheezes* // Later Johnny: What happens when you cook the chicken inside the egg? Andy: Somewhere in the world, that’s a delicacy. Schwartz: …yes probably, but now math.

#10152

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March 4, 2022, 1:20 p.m.

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// Johnny gives Jerry Jing his glasses Duval: Jerry what's on your face? Jerry: Glasses. Duval: Who's are they? Johnny: Mine // Jerry hands glasses to Johnny, who hands it to Andy