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⚐ Report//Lodal holds up two rocks, one a shimmery gold beige color, the other one a dark color. Lodal: do you know where the word Muscovite comes from? Class: Moscow Lodal: good. which one would you associate with Russia? Class: the dark one Lodal: NO! Lodal: *whispers* it's russia! there's white people there!
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⚐ ReportZiyad: Mr. Lodal, can I go to the bathroom? Lodal: Make sure you take a pass Ziyad: What pass Lodal: The plants Ziyad: I have to take one of those Lodal: yes, don’t pretend you don’t know, you need to walk through the halls and feel the embarrassment of carrying a plant Ziyad: Nevermind I’m not going to the bathroom Lodal: and that reaction is what I live for
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⚐ ReportLodal: Glenn once was passing around a container of humus Lodal: a kid thought it was hummus and reached his hand into it and took a bite
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⚐ ReportLodal: if you lick the rock i will know Lodal: it's always people named David for some reason
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⚐ Report//molecular geometry Kian: Why are seesaws dangerous? Lodal: It's a male issue. You see, if you're sitting on a seesaw and someone jumps on the other side... Kian: OH your chin!
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⚐ ReportLodal: Mr. Rose is always the villain, no other teacher really works Justin: What about Schafer? Lodal: Mr. Schafer scares me, if I made him the villain he would come beat me up
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⚐ ReportLodal: I'm not gonna argue, but if [you do that] I will take off a fraction of a point. Lodal: to prove my point.
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⚐ ReportLodal: seesaws are dangerous Lodal: the experience is way more dangerous for one gender than another Lodal: and lemme tell you, it's an unpleasant experience
#12623
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⚐ ReportLodal: Hey guys, I just need you to know that James is being a wrongity-wrong-wrong-wrongster right now. Lodal: Just needed you to know that.
#12622
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⚐ ReportLodal: do you guys know why i have grey hair? Lodal: because you guys stress me out. Lodal: just kidding. i've had grey hair since my 20s