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⚐ ReportSwaney: Turkey isn't giving up their territory to the Turds... the Kurds! The *Kurds*!
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⚐ Report//During AP NSL, talking about how people ruin elections Swaney: And some of my friends voted for people only because they were handsome or they were tall... Hannah: Awwwwww...
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⚐ Report//Comparative Government Fall 2010, after a flurry of holidays. Claire H: Does anyone sit next to me? Mr. Swaney: Yeah! Jeremy! He's only missed one day! "Does anyone sit next to me?"?! You've been sitting next to him for a whole quarter: Claire, Jeremy--Jeremy, Claire! He's only missed one day! Claire H: Yeah... but that's this whole week!
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⚐ Report// During Thermo, Swaney walks into the room Swaney: Can someone take a test in here? Schafer: Yea, sure. [turns to the class] Now you all really have to be quiet since someone's doing actual academic work in here.
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⚐ ReportSwaney (to teacher next door): How you doing? Other teacher: It's greeeaaat! Swaney: This is why you don't drink in the morning! Other teacher: It wasn't that much... Swaney: All I drink is black coffee!
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⚐ ReportSwaney (seeing Portrait of the Artist): Anyone who claims to like that book is just lying! It's unreadable!
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⚐ ReportSwaney: I'm taking you on a drug trip. //After some thought Swaney: Don't put that on blairbash, you'll get me fired!
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⚐ Report//During review activity for Russia: (Question: Name Russia's top two exports.) Swaney: Vodka and orphans?
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⚐ Report//Comparative Government review activity on Mexico Question: Name four challenges for Mexico in the future. Mr. Swaney (counting off): Drugs, drugs, drugs, and... Claire H: Corruption? Swaney: Corruption... because of drugs. What were the others? Shirley: Electoral disillusionment? Swaney: Oh, yeah, I don't get why that is... Student: They're probably on drugs.