#10449

1515

April 20, 2022, 5:24 p.m.

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//about Ostrander Schwartz: He just walked in one day and started bothering me, because that's what Ostrander does, and he gave me a trophy. Katz: Did he justify the trophy at all? Schwartz: No. //Schwartz still has that trophy, on a shelf in his classroom

#10448

1515

April 20, 2022, 5:18 p.m.

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Schwartz: The day after the AP Exam, we will watch The Princess Bride. Schwartz: But I don't just show movies! We do math! Schwartz: There will be a Princess Bride worksheet.

#10447

04

April 20, 2022, 5:16 p.m.

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// In the middle of the Anal 1 quiz on series convergence Schwartz: I'm going to say this once, and only once. Schwartz: *cough* /Prereqs/.

#10437

99

April 19, 2022, 9:59 a.m.

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Schwartz: Problem solved by being wrong!

#10436

1616

April 18, 2022, 8:30 p.m.

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// From a while ago Michael Wang: Weed slows you down. Schwartz: What? *Class goes silent* Schwartz: Suppose you're running through a field. The weeds slow you down. There we go.

#10435

88

April 8, 2022, 9:46 p.m.

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// Entering the dungeon Schwartz: And here you have the INTEGRAL TROLL. Schwartz: And it says "Fi fie fo fum, I see an n that needs to be turned into a continuous x!"

#10434

1012

April 8, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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Schwartz: On the one hand, obviously ridiculous. Schwartz: On the other hand, obviously ridiculous ... for a reason.

#10433

99

April 8, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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Schwartz: As you watch your long, odd, ... I'm running out of descriptors. Schwartz: As you watch your long, odd, FLESHY mass of arm move ...

#10431

99

April 8, 2022, 12:53 p.m.

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Schwartz: this method would only ever be useful in EXTRAORDINARILY contrived problems Schwartz: ...like every homework problem

#10430

1010

April 8, 2022, 12:24 p.m.

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Schwartz: this is a formal math term, that what we have here is "a big mess"