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#10350

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March 25, 2022, 12:36 p.m.

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Andy: How is a stick of gum like a gun? Jerry Song: They both get people into sticky situations. *Andy opens Blairbash* Jerry: No. Nooooooooooooo! // Later Jerry: I've gone through all 5 stages of grief in one Blairbash quote. Jerry: Noooo! I should have waited until you were done typing.

the punchline was supposed to be "the instant you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend"

jerry, blairbash, meta, gum, andy

#10349

1010

March 25, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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// In reference to 10301 Jerry Song: Piper Taliff Smith Disorder.

Taliff and Smith were cs teachers at takoma, there's this weird curse for co'24 where every time we have a cs teacher, they retire/quit/leave //mod note: it might actually also be a takoma cs thing, holmes did that to '22 as well

cs, piper, smith, jerry, taliff

#10346

713

March 24, 2022, 1:36 p.m.

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//Jerry Song presented his L'Hôpital project Schwartz: Any questions? //no one raises hand Schwartz: Someone make up a question. Jerry: Andy, you probably have a question. Andy: Did I ask? Jerry: No, you didn't ask.

#10341

17

March 24, 2022, 10:36 a.m.

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// Wellness activity Teacher: Act as if you were being… eaten alive! Jerry Song: Good!

#10333

020

March 23, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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// AP bio prep Jackie: Sickle cell disease. Jerry Song: SCD! Andy: STD? Jerry Song: No, SCD! That's cause you have an STD! // Later Jerry Song: Your mom is an alpha male! Andy: That's going straight into Blairbash! Jerry Song: Your mom is in Blairbash! Oh wait it won't fit! // Later Jackie: I know what fruit is! I'm so smart!

#10305

1632

March 18, 2022, 2:17 p.m.

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Jerry: *points to squirrel* bird of paradise. Andy: heheheehehhhhahahaha, nuts!

#10304

1111

March 18, 2022, 1:46 p.m.

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// Continuation of previous quote Jerry Jing: Let's find constellations in the corn! Johnny: Oh I see Cancer! Jerry(pointing to Johnny): I see Cancer too!

#10280

-414

March 16, 2022, 12:33 p.m.

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// Kaluta is drawing power outlets Jerry Song: Blue pill and a red pill. Michael Wang: I like pills. // Later, we are measuring voltage with test probes Jerry Jing: Stick it in deeper!

#10264

-212

March 15, 2022, 11:23 a.m.

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// Genshin Michael Wang: Not gonna lie, Mona’s kinda hot. Jerry Jing: Yea, she’s got tennis balls up there.

#10250

1414

March 11, 2022, 11:04 a.m.

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Andy: Hash is another word for weed. Jerry Song: So is a hash function a weed generator?