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⚐ Report//Discussing teacher permission for the Math Phys field trip, which is on the first week of 2nd semester: Schafer: ...after I give you the form, you talk to as many of your 2nd semester teachers as possible...science teachers, band teachers...Stein teachers.
#5661
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⚐ Report//Math Phys '15-'16 //Eric Lu is called to do an AP problem in front of the class, so Schafer reads it Schafer: (very quickly) A frictionless pendulum of length 3 m (mumble) 10 degrees (mumble) displacement, the potential energy (mumble mumble) 10 J. Whatisthe (mumble) kinetic energy (mumble) its potential energy is 5 J? Phew! Eric Lu will now say one word. Eric: B? Schafer: Excellent! You have now received full credit on that problem.
#5648
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⚐ Report//Math Phys is voting on whether to have large individual research projects Schafer: If you don't raise your hand the first time, I'll assume you vote the other way. We'll only have one vote. Schafer: If you don't vote, that means you don't want to EXPLORE your PASSIONATE INTEREST in physics!!
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⚐ Report//Schafer is discussing optics when Guang passes 215, looks in, and leaves Schafer: Was that Guang?! Students: Yes. //Schafer throws up his hands in exasperation
#5618
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⚐ Report//Mazda is eating an apple, which has white spots on it Mazda: Seriously, I was eating one of these yesterday and it was fine -- Schafer: Three seconds and that apple goes in the trash. Stop. Mazda: No, look at these white spots-- Schafer: Stop. Arthi: If you look closely at the white spots, you'll see Jesus. Schafer: *facepalming* Stop...
#5598
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⚐ Report//Discussing center of mass and cutting baby watermelons in half Schafer: ...And then you cut it in half, like all baby things.
#5586
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⚐ Report//Discussing Skype with Finnish students for a new MathPhys field trip Schafer: The Finns will arrange their students to stay a little after school, and you guys will come a little before school. The time difference just works out, you get a little face time, and you realize, "Oh, he's a tall white boy."
#5572
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⚐ Report// Block B Freshman Physics // Someone has just been discovered to have voted twice on a question. Schafer: No, you can't do that! It's like when I ask Matthew 'Do you want to ride your Big Wheel or take a bath?' and he says 'First ride Big Wheel; then take bath.' But that's impossible! There's 15 minutes! Carl: Just put the Big Wheel in the bathtub! // silence Schafer: Carl, you're either going to be the best dad ever, or the worst.
#5558
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⚐ Report//Last Thursday, Redskins vs. Giants Schafer: And the Redskins are going to lose tonight. Vishnu: There's still hope-- Schafer: No. No. Just no. Schwartz: Redskins? Is that...football? But doesn't football start in the winter?
#5544
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⚐ ReportSchafer: (as he draws a problem on the board) Cow goes moo...just keep singing...fish says quack or something...