#10258

66

March 14, 2022, 4:14 p.m.

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//about L'Hôpital project presentations Schwartz: Just mess around, and have fun. Student: Fun?

#10257

77

March 14, 2022, 1:09 p.m.

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// Schwartz talking about AP enviromental science Schwartz: Everything we do is destroying the environment, let's go back and live in caves.

#10244

99

March 10, 2022, 4:15 p.m.

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Schwartz: Think geometrically. You know what this looks like. //sketches a parabola, should be y = x^2 but instead is more like y = x^2 + 10 //notices mistake, draws gigantic filled circle Schwartz: Law of Large Dots. It's fine.

#10242

88

March 10, 2022, 4:10 p.m.

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//after deriving that a particular sketchy integral equals 0 Schwartz: Celebrate, all you people -- all of you, except one -- who said this should be zero! Class: Yay! Schwartz: Stop celebrating, because you're wrong. Class: Oh no

#10241

88

March 10, 2022, 4:09 p.m.

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Schwartz: Here's how we make infinitely thin paint in math class: "assume you have infinitely thin paint." *ta-da gesture* Schwartz: Then we go back to math-land. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#10240

44

March 10, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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//chaotic schwartz anthology, march 10 "On the other hand -- in a literal way; I'm going to the other side of the board ..." "This should cause some concern. This should cause some cognitive dissonance. This should cause some distress." "Leaving math for a moment, we will consider the real world. But we will come back soon, because no one wants to live in the real world anyway -- we'll go back to math-land." "I have steered you down a path of lies and falsehoods!" "The mortal will be subsumed by the wrath of Infinitus! Or the valour; it's up to you." "So you can choose a name for it -- or you can admit defeat. I choose to admit defeat. I will not use erf."

#10220

77

March 9, 2022, 4:18 p.m.

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Andy: Is it wrong to refer to Duval’s incubator as a popcorn chicken maker? Schwartz: *wheezes* // Later Johnny: What happens when you cook the chicken inside the egg? Andy: Somewhere in the world, that’s a delicacy. Schwartz: …yes probably, but now math.

#10218

88

March 9, 2022, 3:45 p.m.

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Schwartz: It doesn’t matter what class they’re in, they will always work on something for another class.

#10207

1515

March 8, 2022, 5:45 p.m.

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Schwartz: I want you guys to debate! I want you guys to disagree! I want strife and contention! Sean: Total anarchy! Schwartz: I would like some anarchy. Not total anarchy.

#10199

28

March 8, 2022, 9:28 a.m.

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//Class is about to end Schwartz: I’m watching the clock. We got 30 seconds.