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#3951
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⚐ ReportRichard: You Indian cannot write down on paper. Ashu: Yeah, but we have the stone tab-leat! Yeah, but we are able to write on stone tablet! We so stroung! Richard: You Indians cannot write in stone tablet. Ashu: Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah baout...! No, way make a zero fust, and then the Arabs come from it. No, we have the i-de-ah! No, we decide to share with them because we think they the too dumb. Ashu: So-wah, we also have the greatest diamond in the wold, the Hope Diamond, we found that in the India. And that's what it's culled. Does the China have damond? John: Ashu, the biggest diamond in the world, cost eleven million dollar, is fifty-five thousand karats, is literally thees beeg. Yah thees beeg. Richard: How much money it cost? John: About eleven million. Richard: Doesn't it cost more? John: Noh...nahh, it not the highest quality diamond, like the Hohp Diamond, which the British were even able to steal from India because India don't have Great Wall of India! Ashu: Baauhtt, they do that because they have the guns, and we don't have the guns. And they say, China, we are taken over by the Indians. Richard: Oh oh oh, China never taken over by the Indians. John: China only give away Hong Kong. India give away entire sub-continent because they love the British! //Some time later Brian: 35-down is 'Eurasian'. Richard: No, he not Asian, we're Asian! Ashu: No, we not Asian! What the hell you talk? John: India so weak that they couldn't do anything. Gandhi couldn't even use guns to fight back! Schafer: Stop talking! Ashu: I no talking anymoh because Mr. Schiafer say no talkang. And China and India is a equwol. No, ah always say they da equwol. John: I use my bamboo guns. Ashu: We not talking about the puz-hol. And Mr. Schafer want us to talk about the puz-hol. And Ms. Dvorsky only want us to talk about the computer science o-kawy.
#3943
201211
⚐ ReportSchafer: We used to take our teacher's floppies and wave magnets over them. Then he'd be like "I'm sorry but I lost all your grades." And we'd be like "Damn shame."
#3936
1923
⚐ ReportKev Li: Mr. Schafer, do you have any amp meters? Schafer: Who wants them? Kev Li: Me. Schafer: You're lying. Who really wants them? Kev Li: Pham. //some time later Schafer: ...this conversation isn't going anywhere. Hammond: No, Mr. Schafer, this conversation is going on Blair Bash.
#3917
44
⚐ Report//Stein and Schafer are arguing about foot-pounds again. Stein: We teach math in this vacuum in which we don't give a sh*t one way or another.
#3916
3133
⚐ Report//Class is taking a safety test together with scantrons, and have already completed 8 problems Viju: WAIT! I have problem. Schafer: ??? Viju: I don't have a scantron. Schafer: It took you 8 questions to realize that?
#3913
1111
⚐ Report//Ostrander walks in to MathPhys to take Freddy out for becoming an Intel Finalist. Schafer: But you're robbing him of a learning experience! Ostrander: He doesn't need to learn anymore.
#3840
1919
⚐ ReportSchafer: Class, this is how you win a debate: scream the following: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
#3776
3234
⚐ Report//While Mr. Schafer is talking about energy problems, William Xu's phone starts to ring. William: Ughh, ughh it's my dad. //William is about to pick up the phone. Schafer: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON'T PICK IT UP! YOUR DAD KNOWS YOU'RE AT SCHOOL! Student: Why can't you just turn it off??? William: Ughh, I don't know how to.
#3750
9298
⚐ Report//Stein in Freshmen Physics Stein: There are two definitions of Drag: 1. Something that is boring. 2. Man dressed as a woman. For example, that drag is totally not a drag. Now Mr. Schafer left some notes for you to take. //Stein turns on Promethean Board Stein: Now I am confused. It says drag AKA air resistance. Since I think that is not the correct definition, I am going to turn it off. //Stein turns Promethean Board off
#3749
2020
⚐ Report//During Mr. Schafer's Freshmen Physics class. Stein: There are 3 things in physics that you really have to know: 1. What goes up must go down. 2. We protest against social inequality. 3. When we spin ourselves, we get dizzy.