#3916

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Jan. 25, 2012, 10:04 p.m.

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//Class is taking a safety test together with scantrons, and have already completed 8 problems Viju: WAIT! I have problem. Schafer: ??? Viju: I don't have a scantron. Schafer: It took you 8 questions to realize that?

#3913

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Jan. 25, 2012, 8:58 p.m.

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//Ostrander walks in to MathPhys to take Freddy out for becoming an Intel Finalist. Schafer: But you're robbing him of a learning experience! Ostrander: He doesn't need to learn anymore.

#3840

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Dec. 7, 2011, 10:02 p.m.

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Schafer: Class, this is how you win a debate: scream the following: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

#3776

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Nov. 12, 2011, 7:20 p.m.

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//While Mr. Schafer is talking about energy problems, William Xu's phone starts to ring. William: Ughh, ughh it's my dad. //William is about to pick up the phone. Schafer: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON'T PICK IT UP! YOUR DAD KNOWS YOU'RE AT SCHOOL! Student: Why can't you just turn it off??? William: Ughh, I don't know how to.

#3750

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Nov. 5, 2011, 5:26 p.m.

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//Stein in Freshmen Physics Stein: There are two definitions of Drag: 1. Something that is boring. 2. Man dressed as a woman. For example, that drag is totally not a drag. Now Mr. Schafer left some notes for you to take. //Stein turns on Promethean Board Stein: Now I am confused. It says drag AKA air resistance. Since I think that is not the correct definition, I am going to turn it off. //Stein turns Promethean Board off

#3749

2020

Nov. 5, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//During Mr. Schafer's Freshmen Physics class. Stein: There are 3 things in physics that you really have to know: 1. What goes up must go down. 2. We protest against social inequality. 3. When we spin ourselves, we get dizzy.

#3735

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Nov. 2, 2011, 6:54 p.m.

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P.A.: Mr. Schafer, please send [Student] to the main office. Schafer: Wait, why do you need him? P.A.: His dad wants him. (about to turn it off) Schafer: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! P.A.: What? Schafer: How bad does he need him? P.A.: Really really badly! Schafer: OK, fine.

#3716

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Oct. 27, 2011, 9:29 p.m.

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Schafer: Only in this class will you hear someone say, "You got it easy. Just take a triple integral!"

#3701

511

Oct. 24, 2011, 9:38 p.m.

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//Getting reading to review for a test in Freshmen Physics. Schafer is splitting the class into groups to go over the review packet. Schafer: Ok guys, we're going to spread out the welfare, smartness, etc. Everyone: YOU COMMUNIST!

#3685

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Oct. 17, 2011, 8:52 p.m.

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Schafer: ..So it's like if you drop a soap bar in the shower and it slides due to little friction. Student: Don't drop the soap bar! //Class laughs Schafer: Yes.. don't drop the soap bar. Then you'd get a soapy floor.