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#10065
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⚐ Report// Analysis 1 diffeq video Schwartz: Maybe I have 14 grams of ... rabbit. Schwartz: That's not a good thing to be using, but man, I'm in crazy math world.
#10040
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⚐ Report// In the middle of the Anal 1 quiz on integration Schwartz: I'm going to say this once, and only once. Schwartz: *cough* /Houseboat/.
#10032
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⚐ Report// p9 analysis 2, schwartz has drawn a surface on the board schwartz: and so you have this- schwartz: (gestures at the surface) wait look, it's a royal canadian mounted chef!
#10021
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⚐ Report//Schwartz checks time Schwartz: We got five minutes. Let's learn the entire rest of the unit.
#10011
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⚐ Report// Analysis 1ab class Sudhish(talking about the electric stapler): Push it like you’re pushing out a baby. // Learning about diffeqs Schwartz: We will be avoiding trig like the plague.
#10007
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⚐ Report// Schwartz is giving complex lesson Schwartz(to student): A function is analytic if it has a Taylor series. // Ace and Andy's heads perk up Schwartz: No! Andy(covering ears): I heard nothing! Schwartz: Good!
#9990
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⚐ Report// Schwartz is introducing new integral strategies, trying to show that current ones don't work Schwartz: Give me stragies to solve this obnoxious integral. Stephen, trying to give an answer that won't work: Do the reverse of the power reducing rule Schwartz: Shush! We're not talking about that yet! Stephen: Wait, that would work?
#9989
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⚐ Report// Analysis 1 video Schwartz: And that's just cubing a binomial, something you've been doing for 2, 3, 4, 7, 12 years? Schwartz: I'm sure for some of you, your first words were "cUbE bInOmIaL"!
#9980
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⚐ Report//Sahu talks about what teachers he had when he went to Blair Student: Did you have Mr. Schwartz? Sahu: I don't even know who Mr. Schwartz is. Klees: He's Jesus! Katz: He's more like the second derivative of Jesus. Chun: Then who's the first derivative of Jesus?
#9970
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: *Going over our multivar exam and notices someone wrote "I love trig sub on the board"* Schwartz: ... What? I love trig sub? What degenerate wrote this. There's something wrong with that person.