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#10065

68

Feb. 23, 2022, 11:58 p.m.

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// Analysis 1 diffeq video Schwartz: Maybe I have 14 grams of ... rabbit. Schwartz: That's not a good thing to be using, but man, I'm in crazy math world.

#10040

68

Feb. 22, 2022, 10:33 a.m.

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// In the middle of the Anal 1 quiz on integration Schwartz: I'm going to say this once, and only once. Schwartz: *cough* /Houseboat/.

#10032

99

Feb. 18, 2022, 3:42 p.m.

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// p9 analysis 2, schwartz has drawn a surface on the board schwartz: and so you have this- schwartz: (gestures at the surface) wait look, it's a royal canadian mounted chef!

schwartz likes to connect this stuff with our everyday experiences

schwartz, analysis2

#10021

1717

Feb. 17, 2022, 5 p.m.

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//Schwartz checks time Schwartz: We got five minutes. Let's learn the entire rest of the unit.

#10011

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Feb. 17, 2022, 9:43 a.m.

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// Analysis 1ab class Sudhish(talking about the electric stapler): Push it like you’re pushing out a baby. // Learning about diffeqs Schwartz: We will be avoiding trig like the plague.

#10007

68

Feb. 16, 2022, 4:17 p.m.

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// Schwartz is giving complex lesson Schwartz(to student): A function is analytic if it has a Taylor series. // Ace and Andy's heads perk up Schwartz: No! Andy(covering ears): I heard nothing! Schwartz: Good!

#9990

68

Feb. 15, 2022, 8:14 a.m.

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// Schwartz is introducing new integral strategies, trying to show that current ones don't work Schwartz: Give me stragies to solve this obnoxious integral. Stephen, trying to give an answer that won't work: Do the reverse of the power reducing rule Schwartz: Shush! We're not talking about that yet! Stephen: Wait, that would work?

#9989

57

Feb. 14, 2022, 5:18 p.m.

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// Analysis 1 video Schwartz: And that's just cubing a binomial, something you've been doing for 2, 3, 4, 7, 12 years? Schwartz: I'm sure for some of you, your first words were "cUbE bInOmIaL"!

#9980

1414

Feb. 11, 2022, 4:13 p.m.

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//Sahu talks about what teachers he had when he went to Blair Student: Did you have Mr. Schwartz? Sahu: I don't even know who Mr. Schwartz is. Klees: He's Jesus! Katz: He's more like the second derivative of Jesus. Chun: Then who's the first derivative of Jesus?

"I don't know." "And who's the third derivative of Jesus?" Chen: "The holy spirit?" cf 8345

schwartz, jesus, sahu

#9970

3133

Feb. 11, 2022, 12:12 p.m.

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Schwartz: *Going over our multivar exam and notices someone wrote "I love trig sub on the board"* Schwartz: ... What? I love trig sub? What degenerate wrote this. There's something wrong with that person.