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#3286
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⚐ Report//During Rose's Friday marathon AP Calc review, Pham interrupts. Pham: Why you here on Friday? Students: Because he's evil! He doesn't want us to have lives! Pham: No! It becah HE doesn't have a life! So he make you stay here wit him!
#3277
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⚐ ReportStein: I always check blairbash to make sure I didn't say anything that would get me fired. But then, when you're there, you might as well click on Pham's tag.
#3204
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⚐ Report//Block C Chem class, Pham lecturing about actually doing work in R&E Theresa: Oh, Mr. Pham, I have a story!!! So....LISTEN TO ME!! You guys should stop playing Halo during R&E cause three years later, when you're a senior, you're gonna be like, oh crap, there's prom, I need a date. Then, you're gonna think back and say, When have I ever talked to a girl? Oh yeah, in my chem r&e group. So you're gonna go up to them and be like, Hey, remember me? I was in your chem r&e group. We haven't talked in a while but, will you go to prom with me? And since you played Halo instead of working, she's gonna say No. She's going to go with the guy that actually paid attention and talked to people instead of playing halo all day. Then what's gonna happen to you on prom night? You're gonna end up staying at home with your cat and playing halo.
#3181
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⚐ Report//while touring NASA, tour buses are observed Pham: Bus do not parallel park! They just stick it in!
#3164
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⚐ ReportBosse: The survey asks 'Who thinks their teachers have been supportive and willing to help you succeed academically?' Cy: Pham Bosse: Leave Pham out.
#3118
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⚐ ReportPham: You need to study naming compounds. You don't want to kill baby when you become doctor, do you? You choose wrong thing, you kill baby.
#3060
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⚐ ReportPham: If you Asian and you want to lose weight, it very easy. All you do is stop eating the rice!!! You lose 40 pounds in 2 days!