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Nov. 15, 2013, 10:46 a.m.

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Rose: Daniel Amir, you're the most alien looking person in this room. Like if we had to pick the least human person, you'd probably get the most votes.

#4181

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Sept. 2, 2012, 8:05 p.m.

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//John explains something to Martina Martina: John, why are your explanations so condescending? Barg: Because he's talking to you.

#4091

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April 18, 2012, 10:14 a.m.

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Daniel: Can I watch you rip your pants off again? Henok: Only the first time's free.

#3763

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Nov. 8, 2011, 10:42 a.m.

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//When discussing point deductions for sleeping kids during presentations Daniel: Can we just have Sylvia go around and slap everyone awake? Duval: No, we will not be hosting Slapsgiving in here. That's right, I make up words.

#3666

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Oct. 12, 2011, 6:31 p.m.

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Daniel: I'd rather go to Starbucks because there's less distraction with 100 people talking than with a computer.

#3478

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Aug. 30, 2011, 5:31 p.m.

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Teacher: Last year, this kid had the nerve to walk into my class wearing not one, but party hats all over his face!

#3238

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April 14, 2011, 7:38 p.m.

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Anderson: (getting word suggestions from the class) Ferment! I like that word! Kendix: (interrupting the discussion very enthusiastically) Did you see the video of the squirrel that ate the fermented pumpkin? Anderson: (huge excited look) Yeah!! Kendix: (happy look) Anderson: ...NO. (Gives dark look, turns around, and continues to teach class like Kendix never spoke)

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March 17, 2011, 11:20 p.m.

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Billings: Mitchell's Mr. Rose? Rose: It's his dream come true. Daniel Liu: Mitchell has sick dreams!

#2856

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Feb. 2, 2011, 4:57 p.m.

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Daniel: [In Las Vegas] there was a strip club right across from the day care... it said "Ifs, Ands, and Butts."

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Nov. 30, 2010, 1:23 p.m.

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//talking to Michael Z, who is right next to Daniel F Eugene: Why are you grabbing his hips? Michael: Because I love him...