#1334

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:47 a.m.

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//during the linear algebra exam Pham: The moment I put in obligation, I forget to taking it off. //five minutes later Pham: The moment I put in obligation, some of you know me by now. Jacob: You forget to taking it off? Pham: No, I never taking it off! You make sure you have money to bring to Ms. Franklin!

#1332

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:44 a.m.

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Mikey: Will it be graded 90 an A, 80 a B... Schafer: It will be graded however I want. Mikey: So not according to MCPS? Schafer: What have we ever done in this class that adheres to MCPS policy? Jacob: MCPS wait time! Shirley: Equitable practices! Schafer: Yes, I treat you all the same way. Lousy. Anand: We raise our hands! Schafer: *Sometimes* we raise our hands. Good peer relationship-building activities. On the pyramid of good teaching activities, that's the foundation. I swear to god, they have a pyramid! [...] You know what's at the top of the pyramid? Advanced instructional techniques. The last thing they expect you to do. That's the irony.

#1330

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:39 a.m.

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Schafer: If you walk by my house at 7pm, that's what you'll hear. Jacob: Why would someone be walking by your house at 7pm? Schafer: Because they're you!

#1327

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:36 a.m.

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//the class period before the three-day snow vacation Pham: Make sure you have file on flo-- flash drive. Jacob: Because there might not be school next week? Pham: I didn't saying that! Hurwitz saying that, not me!

#1319

33

Jan. 14, 2010, 2:50 p.m.

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//three sysops can't figure out why the school website is loading so slowly Eric: Have you Googled it? Jacob and Shirley (in unison): What do we Google? "Apache is slow."

#1263

55

Jan. 6, 2010, 8:57 a.m.

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//Jacob notices that the Macs have ActivStudio Mikey: Are there any Promethean boards on Macs? Jacob: No. Mikey: I guess they have a license for ActivStudio, and goddamn, they wanna use it!

#1247

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Dec. 22, 2009, 10:30 p.m.

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//Jacob has this in his Gmail status Duval: e-mail SRP paper. Schafer: decision pending. Smith: guys, let's just enjoy the break?

#1174

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Dec. 15, 2009, 3:40 p.m.

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Whitacre: I'm opposed to technology. Jacob: You used the Promethean Board today! Whitacre: Joel, how well did I use the board? Joel: Not very well. Whitacre: By which he means sucked. Bzzt, sucked. If you had come here during 5B, you would've heard words you normally hear, but nobody can lay them out like I do!

#1160

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Dec. 14, 2009, 7:34 p.m.

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//Mr. Smith, who is subbing for Mr. Pham, is watching kids write Pham-isms on the board Smith: What's the name of this class? Jacob: Computational methods. Smith: This must be the best computational methods class there ever was!

#1153

55

Dec. 14, 2009, 8:01 a.m.

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//Mr. Smith, who is subbing for Mr. Pham, knocks on the sysop door Smith: You guys not up to no good, are you? Jacob: Nope, working on a paper. Smith: Okay, just making sure.