#2344

2121

Oct. 11, 2010, 2:20 p.m.

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Pham: Michael Jackson sleep in pure oxygen chamber! Student: Isn't that just gossip? Pham: No, some people say it true! Student: That's what gossip is...

#2343

15

Oct. 11, 2010, 2:19 p.m.

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//on Chilean miners Pham: They didn't fell on the mine and they stuck in there. Any country that have resource they using it.

#2315

1616

Oct. 7, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Pham (looking amazed): Wow! We have a lot of nerdy in here!

#2304

1313

Oct. 6, 2010, 6:58 p.m.

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Emily: (melodramatically) Nobody wants to be my lab partner! Pham: Emily, I will be your lab partner. I knocking on your head all the time. And then you wish Minas was your partner.

#2303

46

Oct. 6, 2010, 6:57 p.m.

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Pham: Today we do determination of chloride. Did you look it up already? Students: What? Pham: In the back of the book! Student: But last class you didn't tell us what lab to look up. Pham: It doesn't! You need to learn how looking it up in the book! [...] They have plenty of it in here. A lot of procedure how to do it. Student: ...so how are we supposed to to the lab? Pham: Uhhhh, let me put it this way: it on page A35.

#2302

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:55 p.m.

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//reviewing the answers to the all-important SAFETY TEST Pham: "You are allowed to enter the chemical preparation and storage area any time you need to get an item." Class, in unison: False. Pham: Okay, this one is false on the paper, but you guys have to do it anyway.

#2300

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:51 p.m.

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//describing a time that [a certain teacher] thought he was having a heart attack Pham: This during class, he feel lighthead and half of his body feel numb. One of his student walk to nurse, you know what happen to nurse? She close door at 1:00 and she left!

#2298

1010

Oct. 6, 2010, 6:47 p.m.

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Pham: I put the TV in the bathroom and my wife screaming at me make me move it. But I just walk in and watch news and thing like that.

#2297

1010

Oct. 6, 2010, 6:46 p.m.

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Student: If you don't get a 5 [on the AP], you're a shame to your family. Pham: Do not talk like Asian! Student: What? Pham: Asian talk like that! Shame to family and thing like that.

#2237

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Sept. 30, 2010, 7:50 p.m.

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//A student is submitting late wuhk Pham: This is late, but I will not take off point. //student starts to explain extenuating circumstances Pham: No, stop! I do not care about late! Do I look like Mister Davorsky?