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#5745
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⚐ Report//Most of the class is busy discussing ADSA results Street: What is all this fuss about ADSA? When you apply for college, does it matter if you say, "I got in to the advanced computer science nerd group" or "I got in to the semi-advanced computer science nerd group"?
#5409
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⚐ Report//Pham reading from the Chem R&E powerpoint Pham: You will be able to explain how the concept of your project work in various chemistry incinerator.
#5365
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⚐ Report//Block B, First day of Pham Chem Pham: This Montgomery County! They want to nail you to Harvard! They want to nail you to Yale! They want to nail you... to MIT! //awkward pause, students don't respond Pham: THEY WANT TO NAIL YOU!
#5322
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⚐ Report//ADSA pd. 4 Pham: Are they taking a test? Paul: It's a practice test. The real test is on Thursday. Pham: Why you give them a test before the test? (pause) That not right. You supposed to know this stuff, guys!
#5179
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⚐ Report// Yet another vegetarian joke Pham: Who here vegetarian? // Ramu raises his hand Pham: You know what soap made out of right? Whale fat. When you take shower, you rubbing meat all over your body. There no use be vegetarian.
#4964
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⚐ Report//Pham explaining the Chem R/E Presentation Pham: Okay guy, listen. You know proper English very important for presentation. Pham: I check for spelling, grammar, complete sentence, noun-verb agreement. Make sure you have. Pham: Each mistake I find taking off two point.
#4958
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⚐ Report//Pham talking about clean water Pham: By the way, anyone here vegetarian? //Ramu raises his hand Pham: The water we drink filled with dead bug and stuff anyway. There no use be vegetarian.
#4929
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⚐ Report//Block B Chemistry Pham: We go over test, take a test, do ice cream lab. //Pham calls Street in to lecture the class //After Street leaves Pham: We don't have enough time, we just do ice cream lab.
#4831
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⚐ Report// Freshman Chem, Pham is discussing quantum states and electron configurations Pham: Okay guy, I going to demonstrate the s, p, d, and f electron orbitals with wooden model. // Pham takes out the s, p, and f models, the d model is missing // With a serious face Pham: Hey! Someone took the D!
#4789
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⚐ Report// Pham giving out SRP room numbers Pham: You weren't there the day you sign up for Room number? Pham: 316, 373, 327, meeny miney more