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#9064
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⚐ ReportStreet: So anybody that thinks that five is a lot -- we could increase it for you and make it ten. Street: And then you'd really cry.
#9063
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⚐ Report// explaining the reasons behind an assignment/project Street: Well, we don't like you, and we would like to make you miserable. Street: That's reason number one.
#9062
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⚐ ReportStreet: I'll tell you when driving a car by yourself gets really helpful and desirable: when you're on a date. // student says something about being driven by a friend to a date Street: You're gonna have your *friend* drive you -- on a *date*! Sure! Good plan.
#9061
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⚐ ReportStreet: Just a little piece of history -- Mr. Ostrander used to be good at handing out abuse. // a bit later Street: Nothing illegal -- just mental abuse.
#9046
1414
⚐ ReportStreet: When you're absolutely tired to death of playing video games, or watching reruns of scrubs on Netflix, you can look up James Burke.
#9045
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⚐ ReportStreet: I can just hand out abuse to [Student] and get paid more for it. //later Street: If we demean and squash the souls of the children, we get 5% more money.
#8993
1414
⚐ Report// about caffeine Street: It's an essential vitamin. Vitamin C. Street: Kinda like how Ibuprofen is vitamin I.
#8988
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⚐ ReportStreet: Stop smiling, [Student 1]. Bad for your health. Street: Grumpy people live longer. Student 2: proven facts
#8979
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⚐ ReportStreet: I don't really take a lot of credit for my kids being successful Street: All I can say is that I didn't mess them up