#2757

2323

Jan. 5, 2011, 10:12 p.m.

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Henok: Autocorrect was configured to replace "it" with "my dick." But it's fixed now. Thomas: Your dick is fixed?

#2391

8389

Oct. 21, 2010, 5:45 p.m.

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Loomis: It's 0/2, not 0/1. Stein. Oh, okay. Same difference. McHale: Same quotient.

#2277

2931

Oct. 4, 2010, 8:28 p.m.

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Mitchell: What's so great about your phone? Evan: It's great to hold in your hand. Thomas: Kind of like a penis with internet.

#1567

1111

March 1, 2010, 9:59 p.m.

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Schafer: Oh THATS definitely work... Jared: Well guess what I just turned in? Schafer: Wallops money? Jared: (excited) YEAH! //Schafer holds up hand for a high five. //Jared tries to give him one but he moves. Schafer: Waaay too slow. And get back to work. Thomas: (quietly) Owned.

#1422

02

Jan. 29, 2010, 5:07 p.m.

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Ms. Thomas: There's some random kid who just keeps jumping into my conversations with other teachers. Like this one time I was talking to someone about my 5th period and... Justine: Is he in your 5th period? Ms. Thomas: NO!!! I don't know who he is!

#1181

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Dec. 15, 2009, 7:28 p.m.

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Ms. Thomas: STOP COMBING YOUR HAIR! AFTER EVERY CLASS THERES A PILE OF HAIR LYING ON THE GROUND UNDER YOUR DESK! Richard: What? Ms. Thomas: YOu're going BALD. Richard: Well you're a weiner Ms. Thomas: What? Did he just call me a weiner? I've been called alot of things in all my years of teaching, but never a weiner! (she goes back to teaching) Ms. Thomas: Seriously, a weiner?

#890

35

Nov. 18, 2009, 7:43 p.m.

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Student: Can we use a first person view? Like, "Thomas Edison saw the Spanish ambassador swimming off as the ship exploded..." Ms.Thomas: You mean eye-witness accounts? Sure. Though...Thomas Edison wouldn't BE there...he'd probably be off inventing the light bulb or something.

#889

11

Nov. 18, 2009, 7:40 p.m.

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Ms.Thomas: (on the explosion of a U.S. battleship) You can write whatever you want. Make me hate the Spaniards. Just, don't say they threw chickens on board and that there were bombs inside them and that's how the U.S.S. Maine exploded. No chicken bombs! Class: ?! Ms.Thomas: Just don't do it!

#885

99

Nov. 18, 2009, 7:12 p.m.

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Student: How can you like Harry Potter? The guy's been in school for, like, seventeen years! Ms.Thomas: SEVEN YEARS, FOO'!

#762

99

Oct. 27, 2009, 9:13 p.m.

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Ms. Thomas: My eyesight sucks. Its like 30 30 vision. Remi: Oh, I have 1 1 vision. Ms. Thomas: You know that is like Xray vision right? Tell me how this part is doing then. -points to liver- Remi: Oh, your lung looks fine...