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#2113
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⚐ ReportMr. Pham: You have a million dolla'. You see a dolla' bill on the street. Do you pick it up? Kathryn Waychoff: Yes! It's littering! (Laughter.) Mr. Pham: No! Gibi: You could buy a soda for that, or give it to a Jewish person and make him really happy! (Uproarious laughter.)
#2109
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⚐ ReportPham: Is everyone good on this? Class: Yes Pham: Emily, are you good? Emily: Yes Pham: Are you sleeping in my class? Emily: No Pham: Good. Emily: My eyes were open. Pham: So? Spongebob eyes always open. Emily: I'm not a sea sponge. Pham: Okay. Is there any other question?
#2108
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⚐ Report//regarding global warming Pham: The only way to solving it is how? Kill lot of people... you kill a bunch of it, there bunch of tree balancing it out, you guy realize it? ......I just thinking about it. Do I sound weird?
#2107
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⚐ Report//Mr. Pham went to dental school Pham: You all understand, the bacteria do not make the cavity, they eat food in your mouth and then pooping it out onto your teeth and it sticking there. That how you get cavity.
#2106
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⚐ ReportPham: Okay, this distill water........ you not supposed to blow dry hair while you take shower, you guy know that, right?
#2105
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⚐ ReportPham: If you are Asian, Asian people eat a lot of rice. Do you know that, right? I used to eating it twice a day, just big bowl of it. [...]
#2090
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⚐ Report//Students are composing poems during modsim Lev: We should write a haiku! Shirley: My favourite haiku is Roses are red Violets are blue I'll beat you with a rake //everyone laughs Shirley: Oh wait, maybe it isn't a haiku...
#2081
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⚐ Report//Regarding Ms. Nawabi and Afghani culture Pham: Every weekend her husband family kind of show up at her house and sit around waiting for food. Asian, they do that too. At least Vietnamese do.
#2080
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⚐ ReportPham: I have ring with 2.3 karat diamond, it GIA certified and everything. It cost six thousand dollars. Lisa: I could buy so much ramen with that! Gibi: You could buy a lot of rice with that, too. Pham: Ramen is not rice! You know that, right? Gibi think the ramen is rice!
#2079
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⚐ ReportPham: Every day you eat more carbon-14 in. The moment you die, you not put in food anymore.