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#2433
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⚐ Report//Hammond walks into pd 1 Analysis 1b Hammond: I've got your money. Stein: Did you get the package? Hammond: Wha-...oh...crap. You know that's blairbash material right there. Stein: Then...what's the money for?
#2402
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⚐ ReportStein: The Law of Large Numbers does not mean that it will make up for the eight babies that already happened.
#2401
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⚐ ReportStein: Were you the one who told me you couldn't remember the name of Bing so you googled it?
#2399
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⚐ ReportHonigsberg: So he said to himself... Class: Self. Julian: Does he make you do that at home too? //Michael nods
#2391
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⚐ ReportLoomis: It's 0/2, not 0/1. Stein. Oh, okay. Same difference. McHale: Same quotient.
#2359
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⚐ ReportStein: So let's say you're going from point A to point B. 210 miles, 3 hours. So then the cop says "You were going 70" and you say "But you didn't catch me on record" and then he says "But the mean value theorem"
#2336
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⚐ ReportStein: I did see a lot of this on the homework and sometimes I see it on knowledge celebrations. [Students] do things like this: 'The median of this one is 17 and the median of this is 18. Q1 of this one is 14 and Q3 of this one is 12. The interquartile range of this one is 8 and the interquartile range of this one is 7. The fourth quartile da da da da da da da...' and I think of it as statistical diarrhea. That's a nice mental image, right?