#784

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Oct. 29, 2009, 2:47 p.m.

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// In period 8 computational methods Mr. Pham: What do you need to do fo' dis? Students, quietly: Taylor series...? Mr. Pham, yells: WHAT YOU NEED? Shirley: TAYLOR SERIES! Man, this is like one of those pep rallies...

#753

55

Oct. 26, 2009, 7:38 a.m.

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//Hinkle walks into lab 318 Hinkle: Where's Shirley? Jacob: I don't see him, but I can tell him you were looking for him when he comes. Wait... I don't see his backpack, so I don't think he's in the building... oh, isn't today the day he's at MIT? I can tell him you were looking for him when he comes back in two days. Hinkle: I'm gonna shoot him when he gets back!

#732

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Oct. 21, 2009, 7:12 p.m.

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//Shirley purchases pizza from Wylie, who is fundraising for Silver Quill Pham: Why you always eat pizza, drinking soda in the lab during my class?! Do your work! Shirley: Oh, sorry. *taps card, opens door, enters sysop room* //sysops, all of whom are eating pizza and some of whom are drinking soda, wave at Mr. Pham Pham: You guys-- //door swings shut Pham: *looks exasperated and walks away*

#696

22

Oct. 15, 2009, 8:33 a.m.

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Shirley: Checking sexy devices, 100%. Scott Z.: It says one sexy hard drive found.

#670

88

Oct. 13, 2009, 11:15 a.m.

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Schafer: If you want to look stupid, as many of you choose to do on a daily basis-- //Shirley puts on Mr. Hammond's bubble crown (hat)

#663

99

Oct. 13, 2009, 11:03 a.m.

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Schafer: We're going to do something that bothers me a little. Shirley: Integrals? Schafer: No, those bother me a lot.

#662

6165

Oct. 13, 2009, 11:02 a.m.

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Schafer: My house was too cold last night because I didn't turn on the heat. Jacob: Your personal philosophy is to put on a sweater. That's what you tell your roommate. Schafer: Damn skippy! Until the first frost, I don't need heat. Shirley: My philosophy is to take off clothes if you're hot. Mikey: But there are only so many clothes you can take off. Schafer: Michael, while you are correct in your assessment, you have left an image in my mind that I don't want to see. I may not sleep for days.

#539

4953

Sept. 16, 2009, 8:42 a.m.

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//submitting an assignment Shirley: Okay Mr. Pham, I'm done. Pham: Put it under the soup. Shirley: What? Pham: Put it under the soup! I remember to grade when I eat lunch!

#500

77

July 11, 2009, 12:43 p.m.

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Andie: ...so then we ended up meeting a bunch of Italian guys. Li: How did you know that they were Italian? Andie: They had really oily hair. Shirley: Are you sure it wasn't grease?

#497

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June 30, 2009, 2:16 p.m.

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Jacob: Susan's way too hot right now. Shirley: Maybe you should get her off your lap? Samir: Because all sorts of crazy things can happen when Jacob's working his magic with Susan in his lap.