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#7663

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Oct. 19, 2018, 5:50 p.m.

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*Dheeraj comes in late* Sloe: Why are you late Dheeraj (Sheepish): I woke up at Eastern...

#7610

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Sept. 24, 2018, 6:37 p.m.

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//7th period bio with duval Duval: I've had dreams... Literal dreams of being able to photosynthesize Chad: have you had dreams of being an insect? Duval and class: *stares* Chad: I mean- you're an entomologist!

#6435

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May 13, 2017, 10:36 p.m.

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//Wondering if his title is okay or not Telon: What are the names of your histograms? Soumith: That's a Monday night problem fam

#6313

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March 16, 2017, 6:33 p.m.

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//Pd 3 bio, learning about transcription and translation Duval: So TFIID, what does TF stand for? Wensen: Team Fortress?

#6312

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March 16, 2017, 6:31 p.m.

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//Pd 3 Duval, Duval lets the beetles out and lets the class touch them //Reethi at first was very scared Reethi: Actually I kinda want to hold it //Immediately Cindy brings the beetle closer to her //Also immediately, Reethi: No I don't

#6305

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March 14, 2017, 6 p.m.

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//Pd. 3 bio Wensen: Bleuwwaaaaeeuehhh //momentary silence, everyone looking around the classroom Duval: That was you Wensen, right? //Wensen shakes head, turns to put water bottle back into backpack //meanwhile, softly Duval: Was it him? //Tiara, sitting next to Wensen, nods

#6288

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March 8, 2017, 2:03 p.m.

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//3rd period Biology Jonah: Ms. Duval, if your mom has one color eyes and your dad has another, how do you know what color you have? Duval: A mirror???

#5352

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Jan. 9, 2015, 11:55 p.m.

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//Talking about the write-up for a lab. We have only two pieces of data, making a pretty useless linear graph. Student: There's no point in doing a graph. Duval: Actually, there's two points to doing a graph.

#5172

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Sept. 7, 2014, 8:15 p.m.

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//Talking about importance of bacteria to health Ostrander: I wouldn't mind if you were to pick your nose in class and eat it. Class: Ewww! Ostrander: Listen, listen, it's science!

#4452

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Feb. 22, 2013, 4:29 a.m.

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//PTC Paper in Biology Andrea: (Nonchalant) Hmm. This tastes horrible. *shrugs* Shubham: AH, GOD. That's HORRIBLE! William: Eh, not the worst.  *keeps in mouth* //Matthew, Ishaan, Rahul, and Dallas step up. Dallas doubles over. The rest have no reaction. Ishaan: It's just paper. Calvin: URGGHH *runs to the trash can* Jared: It tastes like burnt chicken. Megan: IT TASTES LIKE CACTUS! Student: ...How do you know what cactus tastes like?