#6437

55

May 16, 2017, 8:52 p.m.

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// To the seniors Rose: I'm not gonna hold the test on the last day, even though that'd be a very Rose thing to do.

#6412

2929

May 8, 2017, 1:06 p.m.

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//Taking a quiz Voice in the hallway: How am I a ho??? Rose: I will go explain to her. //Rose goes into the hall

#6404

88

April 30, 2017, 4:03 p.m.

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// Talking about combinations and permutations in math class Rose: So, let's say Rafi wants to pick out an outfit for the morning. He can choose between 4 pairs of pants, 3 shirts, and 2 pairs of shoes. Shwetha: Wait, but Rafi doesn't pick out his own clothes. Jenny does it for him.

#6402

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April 27, 2017, 7:08 p.m.

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// Introducing graph theory in discrete Rose: In here, edges mean friendship. // Later, discussing multiple edges between the same nodes Rose: Guang, should I give the PG-13 or PG explanation? Guang: Uh... Rose: Or the R explanation? // Starts explaining Rose: *draws two nodes and an edge* So these people, at work, have a collegial relationship. *draws another edge* But behind closed doors, on the weekends, they might also have a secret sexual relationship. // Class starts laughing Rose: *drawing a loop* You can also be friends with yourself.

#6400

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April 26, 2017, 7:07 p.m.

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Rose: There's those speed limits in residential areas that are completely useless because the sign says 25, but you can safely go at a 40. Say someone gets caught by a police officer that way and says, "I have created my coordinate system in such a way that I am actually going away from the home, so my velocity is in fact -40 mph, which is way lower than the speed limit." The police officer, who has already heard this before, answers: "But this is a speed limit, not a velocity limit!"

#6399

00

April 26, 2017, 7:05 p.m.

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Rose: You're hyper today? Good let's do some math!

#6389

46

April 22, 2017, 7:13 p.m.

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//At Wallops, there is a meeting in Schwartz and Paul's suite Schwartz: Everybody who is not supposed to be in this dorm, please get out of this suite! Mr. Rose, get out of this suite!

#6379

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April 4, 2017, 4:14 p.m.

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Rose: So your French teacher told me, "Shwetha is always doing math homework during my class". At first I tried to show sympathy but then I was like yeeaahhh.

#6360

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March 31, 2017, 4:21 p.m.

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Rose: What type of triangle has the maximum area for some fixed perimeter? Sarah: The square kind.

#6347

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March 25, 2017, 12:49 p.m.

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Rose: Teaching is very easy when you have no standards. For example, how prepared am I today? Not at all.