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#10635
2022
⚐ ReportJerry Song: Now I am slapping tape on and praying that it works. Jerry: This is true engineering.
#10584
812
⚐ Report// After school in FOT Jason (holding thermometer): Degrees or radians? Kaluta: HA-HA-HA-HA Jason: No, I meant the other thing
#10570
1919
⚐ ReportKaluta: So there was an incident. Then there was a lawsuit. Kaluta: Long story short, three years later, someone ended up paying for me to get my nose fixed by the best plastic surgeon in the world all the way in Hollywood. Kaluta: Now, I was sitting in the waiting room, wondering, "Could this guy really be the best plastic surgeon in the world?" when Leonardo DiCaprio walked in for botox. Kaluta: I bet you want to see my nose, right? // Class agrees Kaluta: Well, I'm not gonna show it to you.
#10509
2424
⚐ Report// Street walks into fot Street: It’s a den of scum and villainy. Street: I mean Mr. Kaluta’s class.
#10394
08
⚐ ReportJohnny: Do you happen to have a screwdriver? Carlos: Well I did happen to screw your mom!
#10388
313
⚐ Report// Isak is being obnoxious Kaluta: Who is that? Smack him! Sean: I want to smack someone! Kaluta: So do I, sometimes.
#10356
1010
⚐ Report// Playing Mars rover video, video text says “8.5 months later” Andy(whispering): That also applies to a pregnancy. Jerry Song: A what? Andy: A pregnancy. Jerry: An abortion?
#10338
1517
⚐ Report// Playing beanbag toss/quidditch Isak: Raun, you have to be good at this game, you’re literally named after a Harry Potter character!