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#10635

2022

May 31, 2022, 10:48 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Now I am slapping tape on and praying that it works. Jerry: This is true engineering.

#10590

1616

May 19, 2022, 12:39 p.m.

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Molemo: We’re not using this disappointment. Amanda: Then can I stab it?

#10584

812

May 18, 2022, 1:57 p.m.

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// After school in FOT Jason (holding thermometer): Degrees or radians? Kaluta: HA-HA-HA-HA Jason: No, I meant the other thing

He was talking about the angle of the sun, apparently, with the thermometer in his hand, for some reason

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#10570

1919

May 12, 2022, 5:05 p.m.

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Kaluta: So there was an incident. Then there was a lawsuit. Kaluta: Long story short, three years later, someone ended up paying for me to get my nose fixed by the best plastic surgeon in the world all the way in Hollywood. Kaluta: Now, I was sitting in the waiting room, wondering, "Could this guy really be the best plastic surgeon in the world?" when Leonardo DiCaprio walked in for botox. Kaluta: I bet you want to see my nose, right? // Class agrees Kaluta: Well, I'm not gonna show it to you.

#10509

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April 28, 2022, 9:51 a.m.

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// Street walks into fot Street: It’s a den of scum and villainy. Street: I mean Mr. Kaluta’s class.

#10394

08

April 4, 2022, 9:32 a.m.

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Johnny: Do you happen to have a screwdriver? Carlos: Well I did happen to screw your mom!

#10388

313

April 1, 2022, 9:11 a.m.

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// Isak is being obnoxious Kaluta: Who is that? Smack him! Sean: I want to smack someone! Kaluta: So do I, sometimes.

#10356

1010

March 28, 2022, 10:12 a.m.

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// Playing Mars rover video, video text says “8.5 months later” Andy(whispering): That also applies to a pregnancy. Jerry Song: A what? Andy: A pregnancy. Jerry: An abortion?

#10338

1517

March 24, 2022, 9:28 a.m.

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// Playing beanbag toss/quidditch Isak: Raun, you have to be good at this game, you’re literally named after a Harry Potter character!

#10336

1414

March 23, 2022, 5:27 p.m.

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Kaluta: You might learn something new today, despite my best efforts.