#6120

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Dec. 13, 2016, 2:04 p.m.

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Neil (reading a physics problem): Spider-man has just bought a home physics kit. People start insulting Spider-man. Neil: Hey, let Spider-man be! Evan G: Let Spider-man pee? What? But come to think of it, how does Spider-man pee during a high speed chase? His suit doesn't have a fly! The only thing I can imagine is him peeing on all the people below and making them think it was raining. But that doesn't seem fair. Davis (From across the room, no warning): It's absorbant! //Whole class dissolves into laughter

#6057

99

Oct. 13, 2016, 5:46 p.m.

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//Block D Physics Davis: I need someone really strong for this demonstration. Class: Hersh! Lucinda: You should drink more milk Hersh: I'm lactose intolerant!

#6035

1212

Sept. 21, 2016, 6:03 p.m.

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//After already having a quiz/test lecture from Piper... Davis: So, if anyone asks the question, "What was on the test?" you will answer...? Class: COMPUTER SCIENCE!!!

#6023

55

Sept. 13, 2016, 6:12 p.m.

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Davis: "You were retreating from the enemy force at a much faster pace than honorable."

#5854

33

March 14, 2016, 10:34 p.m.

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//Are you Smarter Than a Blazer? Science edition Host: What is the value of acceleration on Earth's surface? Roxy: (buzzes) Uhhh...the velocity!

#5648

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Nov. 18, 2015, 8 p.m.

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//Math Phys is voting on whether to have large individual research projects Schafer: If you don't raise your hand the first time, I'll assume you vote the other way. We'll only have one vote. Schafer: If you don't vote, that means you don't want to EXPLORE your PASSIONATE INTEREST in physics!!

#5539

-19

Sept. 18, 2015, 12:43 a.m.

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Person: Tonka is running, and in the middle he takes a #2. Then he starts running again. Davis: Okay... running. (louder) Why does he run faster after the break? Everybody: He lost weight. Person 2: No, it must have been a fart.

#5467

-210

April 21, 2015, 9:28 p.m.

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//Physics team meeting Mike: So say you have a solar system. Victor: That's like a pretty big system! Mike: But not as big as your mom!

#5335

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Dec. 21, 2014, 3:06 p.m.

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Jyotsna: We have to perform some kind of music in front of blocks C and D for physics tomorrow. Roadkill: Ew. Jyotsna: Say something to calm my nerves. Roadkill: Well, you're screwed. Have fun! Jyotsna: Wow, thanks. Roadkill: No problem. Wait. Do I have to do this next year? Jyotsna: Yes. Roadkill: Oh shit..

#4987

99

May 30, 2014, 12:14 p.m.

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Schafer: *Discussing history of fundamental elements* Fire, Earth, Air, and Water. Francis: And then there's The Fifth Element, starring Bruce Willis. Schafer: And then the Sixth Sense, also starring Bruce Willis. *Dicussion among half the class about a seventh movie* Schafer: What do you got for eight? Francis: Uh.......Surrog-eight, starring Bruce Willis.