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#6402
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⚐ Report// Introducing graph theory in discrete Rose: In here, edges mean friendship. // Later, discussing multiple edges between the same nodes Rose: Guang, should I give the PG-13 or PG explanation? Guang: Uh... Rose: Or the R explanation? // Starts explaining Rose: *draws two nodes and an edge* So these people, at work, have a collegial relationship. *draws another edge* But behind closed doors, on the weekends, they might also have a secret sexual relationship. // Class starts laughing Rose: *drawing a loop* You can also be friends with yourself.
#6400
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⚐ ReportRose: There's those speed limits in residential areas that are completely useless because the sign says 25, but you can safely go at a 40. Say someone gets caught by a police officer that way and says, "I have created my coordinate system in such a way that I am actually going away from the home, so my velocity is in fact -40 mph, which is way lower than the speed limit." The police officer, who has already heard this before, answers: "But this is a speed limit, not a velocity limit!"
#6389
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⚐ Report//At Wallops, there is a meeting in Schwartz and Paul's suite Schwartz: Everybody who is not supposed to be in this dorm, please get out of this suite! Mr. Rose, get out of this suite!
#6379
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⚐ ReportRose: So your French teacher told me, "Shwetha is always doing math homework during my class". At first I tried to show sympathy but then I was like yeeaahhh.
#6360
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⚐ ReportRose: What type of triangle has the maximum area for some fixed perimeter? Sarah: The square kind.
#6347
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⚐ ReportRose: Teaching is very easy when you have no standards. For example, how prepared am I today? Not at all.
#6330
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⚐ ReportRose: The divergent series is a giant black hole of meaninglessness...you must banish it