#5261

37

Nov. 13, 2014, 8:30 p.m.

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//Rose writes 4 divided by 0 on the board in precalc c //class stares at him in shock Rose: I bet you're all twitching right now. Your world as ended. It feels like a barn exploded a few miles down right? //no one knows how to react Rose: Aha!Just because I write or do something doesn't mean it has to make sense. //pause Rose: Wheelbarrow forever rainbow sunrise!

#5257

1010

Nov. 12, 2014, 9:47 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose walks through Mr. Street's freshman R&E class to get papers from the lab Street: Hey Mr. Rose, any of your students in this class? //Rose looks around Rose: Yeah, some. Street: Any of them failing heinously? //Rose looks around again Rose: Yeah, some.

#5256

55

Nov. 12, 2014, 9:39 p.m.

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//Senior walks into 1st period functions with a bag of food for Mr. Rose Rose: Ah, thanks! (turns to freshmen) I'm single by the way, so tell your parents, food is appreciated.

#5255

812

Nov. 12, 2014, 6:56 p.m.

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//In Period 3 Pre-Calc C, Rose has just written the impossible expression "4/0" [4 divided by 0] on the board. Rose: This is garbage. Just because I wrote it on the board doesn't make it real. //He proceeds to prove his point by drawing other mathematically-impossible expressions on the board. Rose: In fact, it doesn't even have to be on the board. It could be something I say. Like . . . Wheelbarrows forever! Sunrise into the art.

#5250

66

Nov. 11, 2014, 7:39 p.m.

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//Linguistics club Brian: Yes, question? Gabe: So-- Rose: You have one question for the next hour. Do you really want to use it now? Gabe: Does that mean-- Rose: Just stop.

#5249

1014

Nov. 11, 2014, 7:28 p.m.

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//pd. 9 Rose; doing the thing where someone has to be the skeptic and try to find an epsilon that Rose can't find an N to answer Rose: Ben, the limit of this function is 3. Ben: What's a limit? Rose: Well, I'm glad you asked. The limit of this function is three because as n gets bigger, the function gets closer to 3. Sam: What's 3? //class (including Rose) laughs

#5232

1935

Oct. 23, 2014, 8:58 p.m.

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// Pd.1 Functions class; people are chilling before a test. Daniel Zhu, an 8th grader from Takoma Park taking the class, is next to the bookshelf. Daniel Zhu: Ooh, calculus! // Daniel Zhu grabs a multivariable calculus textbook from the shelf and starts reading it. Rose walks by and sees him. Rose: Stop doing calculus. (takes a closer look) Multivariable calculus. You're in 8th grade.

#5226

913

Oct. 18, 2014, 10:20 p.m.

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//pd. 3 Pre-Calc C; there was a total lunar eclipse on October 8, 2014 Rose: Oh yeah, so there was supposed to be a really cool lunar eclipse thing last night slash this morning. Did anyone actually get up and see it? Nick Healey: Oh yeah, I did. It was pretty cool. Rose: Oh yeah? Did you take a picture? Nick: No... Rose: What? That's useless then. Did anyone else see it but actually take a picture? Class: * general murmurs of no * Sydney (seriously): Wait, it was this morning? Ew, I already get up early enough every day, why would I get up extra early just to see something that I can just Google on my phone in like two seconds? That's dumb. Rose: * stares * That is the single saddest thing I have heard all day.

#5219

1515

Oct. 14, 2014, 10:31 a.m.

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// Rose gives some papers to a student Rose: Give these to Schafer, Bosse, Lodal, and Pham. // As student is closing the door to leave Rose: Oh, and tell Pham to actually do it.

#5213

88

Oct. 8, 2014, 6:43 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: So what do you do when it doesn't factor? //silence Mr. Rose: You cry. And then you do the quadratic formula.