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⚐ Report//Rose's phone notification goes off for the third time in class. He walks over to his phone, glances at it, then hands it to Garret. Rose: Can you text back to them "Yes, in the bathroom is fine"?
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⚐ Report//Analysis 1A, talking about when the limit does not exist Rose: So even though "DNE" is the formal answer, you should put infinity or negative infinity, because it gives more information. It's like when you know that you left your sandwich in the glove compartment, but you tell someone that you left in on the glove compartment or the trunk. It's just not helpful.
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⚐ ReportRose: This paper is called focus-directrix paper. Can anyone guess why it's called focus-directrix paper? Caleb S: Does this paper have a dominatrix on it? //class laughs Rose: I don't think you know what that word means. Student: Wait, what does it mean? Rose: We'll save that for a different lesson.
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⚐ Report//Mariam wanted a college rec from Rose Mariam: It's due January 30. Giles: That's early, all right. Rose: It's fine because I'm going to get it done... Giles: ...on January 29? Rose: You know, I have high hopes for break. I'm going to clean my apartment, see a few movies, catch up on work...stop laughing! Giles: Do you want me to text you and remind you to do all this stuff? Rose: No, I'll remember.
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⚐ Report//Precalc pd. 9 Rose: Kinjal! Did you do the homework? Kinjal: Well, I missed like three problems. //Rose leans over to look Rose: "Missed" is an interesting euphemism.
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⚐ Report//Precalc C Rose: Remember to keep editing the hyperbola page on Wikipedia until it says "happy box". I'm trying to start a movement and I need your help. I've been blocked.
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⚐ Report//Precalc C Rose: In third period, we had a discussion about the difference between a directrix and a dominatrix. //laughs Rose: Some people didn't know what a dominatrix was. It was an awkward moment. Student: Was Sherry one of them?
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⚐ Report//Functions, first period. Descartes Law of Signs and Upper Bound of Roots Theorem. Rose has just used synthetic division with 5 on a polynomial and ended up with a nonzero remainder. Rose: Oh no! 5 is not a real root! But, class, you see, dividing by a number that is not a root is a lot like a break-up: You could just rush on blindly looking for the next opportunity, or you could slow down and consider the implications, and why everything went wrong... So what does anyone notice about the remainder? Noah Kim: Wait, Mr. Rose, is this related to your personal experience? //a little bit later, talking about graphs of polynomials in relation to roots Rose: But we know what graphs of polynomials look like! They're so continuous and smooth and predictable.... Noah Kim: Mr. Rose, you are still talking about math, right?
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⚐ Report//precalc pd. 9 Student: Have you graded our parametric test yet? Rose: They're in my grading satchel. With a lot of other things to grade. Kinjal: You mean your man-purse? Rose: Yeah, it could be a man-purse...I guess...IT'S A FREAKING SHOULDER BAG, KINJAL!