#5284

1111

Nov. 29, 2014, 8:49 p.m.

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Rose: I have no idea how, uh, people actually choose outfits, men or women, cause I just put on what I have and just go with the best.

#5277

1111

Nov. 23, 2014, 10:56 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Oh yeah Yash! Show that grin! Show that grin from under that thick Indian mustache!

#5263

37

Nov. 13, 2014, 8:38 p.m.

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//precalc c with Rose Rose: Okay anyone know the answer to the problem on the board? //Gabe raises his hand Rose: No you're just going to contradict everything I say. Anyone else? //no one else raises their hand Rose: Fine Gabe. I'm going to regret this. Gabe: Well technically the question isn't asking... Rose: Okay stop right there. I'm not calling on you for the rest of November.

#5262

1212

Nov. 13, 2014, 8:32 p.m.

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//learning about series in precalc c Rose: Okay guys it's time to put on your careful glasses //class just stares Rose: Okay fine. Careful hat? Careful tie? How about careful socks?

#5261

37

Nov. 13, 2014, 8:30 p.m.

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//Rose writes 4 divided by 0 on the board in precalc c //class stares at him in shock Rose: I bet you're all twitching right now. Your world as ended. It feels like a barn exploded a few miles down right? //no one knows how to react Rose: Aha!Just because I write or do something doesn't mean it has to make sense. //pause Rose: Wheelbarrow forever rainbow sunrise!

#5257

1010

Nov. 12, 2014, 9:47 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose walks through Mr. Street's freshman R&E class to get papers from the lab Street: Hey Mr. Rose, any of your students in this class? //Rose looks around Rose: Yeah, some. Street: Any of them failing heinously? //Rose looks around again Rose: Yeah, some.

#5256

55

Nov. 12, 2014, 9:39 p.m.

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//Senior walks into 1st period functions with a bag of food for Mr. Rose Rose: Ah, thanks! (turns to freshmen) I'm single by the way, so tell your parents, food is appreciated.

#5255

812

Nov. 12, 2014, 6:56 p.m.

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//In Period 3 Pre-Calc C, Rose has just written the impossible expression "4/0" [4 divided by 0] on the board. Rose: This is garbage. Just because I wrote it on the board doesn't make it real. //He proceeds to prove his point by drawing other mathematically-impossible expressions on the board. Rose: In fact, it doesn't even have to be on the board. It could be something I say. Like . . . Wheelbarrows forever! Sunrise into the art.

#5250

66

Nov. 11, 2014, 7:39 p.m.

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//Linguistics club Brian: Yes, question? Gabe: So-- Rose: You have one question for the next hour. Do you really want to use it now? Gabe: Does that mean-- Rose: Just stop.

#5249

1014

Nov. 11, 2014, 7:28 p.m.

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//pd. 9 Rose; doing the thing where someone has to be the skeptic and try to find an epsilon that Rose can't find an N to answer Rose: Ben, the limit of this function is 3. Ben: What's a limit? Rose: Well, I'm glad you asked. The limit of this function is three because as n gets bigger, the function gets closer to 3. Sam: What's 3? //class (including Rose) laughs