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#5375

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Feb. 7, 2015, 10:37 p.m.

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//Visiting smartphone programming, Rose has lots of bills in hand Junie: Why do you have a stack of money? Rose: *flips through them* Lots of ones, Junie...

Rose: Look at all the twenties I have! *counting* One...

rose, junie

#5373

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Feb. 3, 2015, 7:19 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Rose, I won't be here next class. Are we doing anything important? Rose: Every class is important. Student: Ok, but is it going to be super important? Rose: Every class is super important. Student: Alright, fine. What are we doing? Rose: I don't know.

#5369

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Jan. 29, 2015, 6:46 p.m.

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//A student brings an Amazon package into class and hands it to Mr. Rose. Class laughs. John: Did you order something on Amazon and get it ordered to the school? Rose: Yeah, cause I kind of live in the hood, and they, uh, they won't deliver it to my doorstop.

#5368

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Jan. 29, 2015, 6:42 p.m.

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//Rose's phone notification goes off for the third time in class. He walks over to his phone, glances at it, then hands it to Garret. Rose: Can you text back to them "Yes, in the bathroom is fine"?

#5364

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Jan. 23, 2015, 8:42 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A, talking about when the limit does not exist Rose: So even though "DNE" is the formal answer, you should put infinity or negative infinity, because it gives more information. It's like when you know that you left your sandwich in the glove compartment, but you tell someone that you left in on the glove compartment or the trunk. It's just not helpful.

#5346

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Jan. 5, 2015, 8:27 p.m.

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Rose: This paper is called focus-directrix paper. Can anyone guess why it's called focus-directrix paper? Caleb S: Does this paper have a dominatrix on it? //class laughs Rose: I don't think you know what that word means. Student: Wait, what does it mean? Rose: We'll save that for a different lesson.

#5342

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Dec. 26, 2014, 6:08 p.m.

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//Mariam wanted a college rec from Rose Mariam: It's due January 30. Giles: That's early, all right. Rose: It's fine because I'm going to get it done... Giles: ...on January 29? Rose: You know, I have high hopes for break. I'm going to clean my apartment, see a few movies, catch up on work...stop laughing! Giles: Do you want me to text you and remind you to do all this stuff? Rose: No, I'll remember.

#5340

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Dec. 22, 2014, 8:34 p.m.

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//Precalc pd. 9 Rose: Kinjal! Did you do the homework? Kinjal: Well, I missed like three problems. //Rose leans over to look Rose: "Missed" is an interesting euphemism.

#5339

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Dec. 22, 2014, 4:48 p.m.

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//Precalc C Rose: Remember to keep editing the hyperbola page on Wikipedia until it says "happy box". I'm trying to start a movement and I need your help. I've been blocked.

Rose loves referring to the box created when graphing hyperbolas as the "happy-box"

rose

#5330

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Dec. 19, 2014, 4:25 p.m.

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//Precalc C Rose: In third period, we had a discussion about the difference between a directrix and a dominatrix. //laughs Rose: Some people didn't know what a dominatrix was. It was an awkward moment. Student: Was Sherry one of them?