#2454

15

Oct. 29, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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//Bunday is in 345, writing on the board, while the real teacher sits back and watches Ostrander: You guys know I only pay one of the teachers in this building, right? Goodall: So what about all the other magnet teachers? Ostrander: You know what I mean.

#2444

1212

Oct. 29, 2010, 1:44 p.m.

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Ostrander: You guys shouldn't be allowed to have lady-friends.  You need to save money. //as if on cue, candy gram people walk in

#2263

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Oct. 3, 2010, 10:40 p.m.

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Stein: Last week, I got mad about something and walked into Mr. Ostrander's office and said I quit, and he said 'puzzle palooza.'

#2247

13

Oct. 2, 2010, 10:02 p.m.

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// Ostrander spontaneously walks into 317 Ostrander: You have a projector and a Promethean Board. Stein: The TV? Ostrander: Yeah, you have like two projectors. Stein: It's a multimedia classroom. Ostrander: If we remove that one, would you be offended? *referring to the pre-Promethean era ceiling-mounted projector* Stein: That one? Yeah, I'll be offended! I need that... *referring to the Promethean projector* Ostrander: ...for... Stein: That's the Promethean... oh, THIS one! *points to the ceiling-mounted projector* // students laugh Stein: I thought you were talking about the Promethean Board and the television. Ostrander: No, no no. Stein: That was there before the Promethean Board. Ostrander: ... that device that no one uses. Stein: Yeah, that can go to 309. Ostrander: Uh... it'll probably go into an English room, but it will go somewhere without a Promethean Board. Stein: But what about 309? That needs it. Ostrander: I know. *students laugh* I don't have any teachers in 309.

#2188

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Sept. 24, 2010, 2:24 p.m.

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//SRP students are not on task as Mr. Ostrander enters Ostrander: Okay, if you're applying to Siemens... you guys are obviously up to something stupid. Don't even try to argue.

#1903

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May 10, 2010, 4:19 p.m.

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Ostrander: I have Fung Cao's ID here. //Contreras, Rose look blankly at him Ostrander: [rechecks] *Fang* Cao! There we go.

#1821

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April 23, 2010, 8:25 a.m.

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//when Shirley was Mr. Ostrander for a day Stein: I think I'm gonna create a crisis for Shirley to deal with...

#1797

99

April 18, 2010, 9:56 a.m.

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Ostrander: Basically everything you learn in college is true... Except for what your friends tell you.

#1796

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April 17, 2010, 5:17 p.m.

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Ostrander: "Everybody look down. Are you wearing your pants?" //Trying to figure out who was leaving a pair of pants by the intertidal zone at Wallops

#1795

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April 17, 2010, 5:15 p.m.

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Ostrander, as kids cannonball into the mud at Wallops: "These kids are stupid."