#2444

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Oct. 29, 2010, 1:44 p.m.

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Ostrander: You guys shouldn't be allowed to have lady-friends.  You need to save money. //as if on cue, candy gram people walk in

#2263

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Oct. 3, 2010, 10:40 p.m.

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Stein: Last week, I got mad about something and walked into Mr. Ostrander's office and said I quit, and he said 'puzzle palooza.'

#2247

13

Oct. 2, 2010, 10:02 p.m.

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// Ostrander spontaneously walks into 317 Ostrander: You have a projector and a Promethean Board. Stein: The TV? Ostrander: Yeah, you have like two projectors. Stein: It's a multimedia classroom. Ostrander: If we remove that one, would you be offended? *referring to the pre-Promethean era ceiling-mounted projector* Stein: That one? Yeah, I'll be offended! I need that... *referring to the Promethean projector* Ostrander: ...for... Stein: That's the Promethean... oh, THIS one! *points to the ceiling-mounted projector* // students laugh Stein: I thought you were talking about the Promethean Board and the television. Ostrander: No, no no. Stein: That was there before the Promethean Board. Ostrander: ... that device that no one uses. Stein: Yeah, that can go to 309. Ostrander: Uh... it'll probably go into an English room, but it will go somewhere without a Promethean Board. Stein: But what about 309? That needs it. Ostrander: I know. *students laugh* I don't have any teachers in 309.

#2188

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Sept. 24, 2010, 2:24 p.m.

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//SRP students are not on task as Mr. Ostrander enters Ostrander: Okay, if you're applying to Siemens... you guys are obviously up to something stupid. Don't even try to argue.

#1903

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May 10, 2010, 4:19 p.m.

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Ostrander: I have Fung Cao's ID here. //Contreras, Rose look blankly at him Ostrander: [rechecks] *Fang* Cao! There we go.

#1821

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April 23, 2010, 8:25 a.m.

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//when Shirley was Mr. Ostrander for a day Stein: I think I'm gonna create a crisis for Shirley to deal with...

#1797

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April 18, 2010, 9:56 a.m.

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Ostrander: Basically everything you learn in college is true... Except for what your friends tell you.

#1796

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April 17, 2010, 5:17 p.m.

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Ostrander: "Everybody look down. Are you wearing your pants?" //Trying to figure out who was leaving a pair of pants by the intertidal zone at Wallops

#1795

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April 17, 2010, 5:15 p.m.

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Ostrander, as kids cannonball into the mud at Wallops: "These kids are stupid."

#1781

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April 15, 2010, 10:08 a.m.

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//Discussing Stat HW Stein: So anyways, the problem is that it doesn't say what they're bragging about. They can't just declare they're better without backing it up or explaining it. Are the students smarter? Are they teaching better? We need some data to prove it! Ostrander: Stein, you're teaching it wrong. It's like the magnet: the .0001% doesn't matter, we just say we're better.