#3755

04

Nov. 5, 2011, 11:44 p.m.

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Rose: So, what, did you just like look this up on Google? Student: Jack Phoebus has the computer in his brain. //one month later Adam Lott: We can just have Jack Phoebus google it. He has the computer in his brain.

#3753

88

Nov. 5, 2011, 11:40 p.m.

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//beginning of the year Radina: Ughhhh...Rose takes so many points off on quizzes! He's like ...like... Rose: Yeah. You took the quiz-20 points off!

#3729

99

Oct. 30, 2011, 2:05 p.m.

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//grading AP NSL essays on the AP scale of 6 Student: Can I subtract points based on grammar and mechanics? Patrick Shan: BAD GRAMMAR! 20 points! Jamie: Grading it ROSE style!

#3723

33

Oct. 29, 2011, 12:33 p.m.

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Rose: I just want to see Libby smash it in some white girl's face...

#3718

77

Oct. 28, 2011, 2:05 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: You know, there are 10 times more bacteria cells in our body than human cells. Eva (absentmindedly): Yeah... Mr. Rose: ...DUDE! Like, dude, really?! Are you serious? I'm only ten percent human by cell! //later Mr. Rose: I found out about this last year and now every time I think about it I just start freaking out all over again.

#3694

1414

Oct. 20, 2011, 2:52 p.m.

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Evan: I met Mr. Rose's new girlfriend. Manesha: That's so cool! Evan: Yeah. They both have the same nose!

#3686

1010

Oct. 17, 2011, 8:55 p.m.

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Rose: Man, Japan is so advanced! They have these things, they have really fast trains, and they have toilets that shoot water at you.

#3665

1919

Oct. 12, 2011, 6:09 p.m.

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//Doing graphs Patrick Shan: Mr. Rose! is this correct? //Mr. Rose looks at Patrick's paper, nodding his head Rose: You see Patrick, the thing with you is that you always have the right idea, it's just... everything else is wrong...I should give your parents a call.

#3654

99

Oct. 8, 2011, 8:14 p.m.

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Rose: So. Does this work or not? //lots of people start yelling out different answers Hannah: ermmmm yeah no yeahhh wait no... Alex: I think we should go with Hannah on this one. Rose: What did she say? Alex: Yeah no wait yeah no... Rose: See, that's good when you don't know the answer. It makes you sound like you're thinking.

#3653

1616

Oct. 7, 2011, 9:43 p.m.

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//Rose asks Hannah a math question, and she grumbles Rose: Wait, so is that a yes or a no?? Hannah: Well, I was going to say yes, but then I became unsure... Rose: See, that's like, double bad, cause you're just letting other people around you sway you. I'm gonna send drug dealers to your house... cuz, you know, they can just get you to do anything...