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#10256

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March 14, 2022, 10:16 a.m.

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Kaluta: So here we have 50 lamps in series… Mark: This is a moth’s wet dream!

#10208

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March 8, 2022, 5:45 p.m.

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//going over common mistakes in calculations Kaluta: Mostly, this happens because you're not thinking carefully, and you're busy playing Wordle or something.

#10190

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March 7, 2022, 4:26 p.m.

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Kaluta: Newton dabbled in the occult, which was probably easier in the 1600s.

#10189

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March 7, 2022, 4:25 p.m.

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Kaluta: Now, somebody brilliant -- probably named Kaluta -- said, "let's make them round, and paint the colours."

#10153

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March 4, 2022, 1:47 p.m.

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Kaluta: There was this student I had in my first year teaching and his name was... // Turns to Jerry Jing Kaluta: What's your name? Jerry: Jerry... Kaluta: Jerry! So Jerry decided to climb out of the window to prove that there was another exit. // End of class Kaluta: Everyone today was great today, except for you Jerry.

#10143

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March 3, 2022, 4:03 p.m.

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//bringing out bigger lightbulbs Kaluta: It's big-boy Christmas time!

#10142

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March 3, 2022, 4 p.m.

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//about Exploravision paper Kaluta: They had to abbreviate it even further. It was an abstract of an abstract. Kaluta: I guess it'd be an abstract-squared.

#10140

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March 3, 2022, 3:36 p.m.

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// Kaluta has a string of large colored Christmas lights Jeremy: Whoa! It’s big boy Christmas time! Kaluta: Yeah, big boy Christmas! Jeremy: Are you Santa Claus?

#10118

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March 1, 2022, 5:39 p.m.

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Chris: How many magnet students does it take to break a lightbulb? 0.5, apparently.

Sudhish accidently broke two lightbulbs after Kaluta explicitly said not to touch them.

fot, sudhish, chris

#10095

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Feb. 28, 2022, 1:28 p.m.

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Andy: Jerry, did you actually get kicked out for trying to link 3 batteries together? Jerry: No, I actually did link 3 batteries together.

turns out Kaluta gets really mad when you screw with the batteries

andy, jerry, fot, kaluta