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⚐ ReportAndy: I'm actually going to sleep early tonight. Jerry Song: Why sleep early tonight? Jerry: Sleep late tonight so you can sleep early tomorrow. Burnout schedule!
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⚐ Report// P2 quantum Jerry Song: Einstein said it was quantizing time and quantized all over the light. Jerry: The other physicists were understandably very sad because it was like the fourth time that century that they had to reunite physics, and they were getting tired of it.
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: You guys don't track other people's ID addresses? What a bunch of plebs. Jerry: L bozo, that's wasted potential right there.
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⚐ ReportAndy: You know that moment when you test your kids with a voltmeter and it reads 0 volts. Andy: No potential? Jerry Song: That moment when you ground your kids. Jerry: What you did was shocking, get grounded!
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⚐ ReportJerry Jing: Sorry, I had something with my first period teacher. O'Donovan: That's...cap. *Class explodes*
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⚐ Report// Anderson pretends to be a college professor for a class Anderson: You as college freshman are the most ironic of all. // Later Jerry Song: That was such a banger that I actually took notes. He needs to do this more. Jerry: Based English teacher moments.
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⚐ ReportGugan: *opens Blairbash* Jerry, to Katz: Say something funny! Katz: y̶̧̺͒ǒ̵̧̼̈́u̷̥͗̀r̷͖̕ ̶̗̤͌̚m̷͇̦̀ŏ̶̝t̸͚͗͐h̸͙̲̀ȇ̴̳̕r̶͇̎ //later Gugan: I am a full-time Blairbasher
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⚐ Report// Hart explaining benzene Hart: So one night Kekule has a dream, which was probably drug induced… Jerry Song: So in order to learn organic chemistry you have to be one with the organic chemistry. Jerry: Do drugs kids!