#3833

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Dec. 5, 2011, 4:17 p.m.

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Rose: Hey, Janvi, do you like my new shoes? Janvi: No, they're ugly. Just like you.

#3817

26

Nov. 30, 2011, 5:14 p.m.

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//Permutations and combinations problems Rose: So suppose Sally has 3 shirts, 4 skirts, and 2 pairs of shoes. So, let's assume everything is black, so it just like, automatically matches. How many outfits can Sally make? //another day Rose: So suppose you have 11 dancers... //later Rose: So with the 11 dancers... wait, no, let's do something a little bit more manly. So in basketball...

#3782

99

Nov. 14, 2011, 5:29 p.m.

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//talking about x= parabolas Rose: Some parabolas are just born sideways. (emotionally) That doesn't mean we should love them ANY LESS!

#3777

1414

Nov. 14, 2011, 1:39 a.m.

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//When talking about eliminating the parameter of parametric equations by substituting in for sin(t) instead of solving for t Rose: You don't have to get him all naked... you know, just leave his clothes on and stop whenever you're ready.

#3741

08

Nov. 4, 2011, 4:34 p.m.

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Paul B. Ellis: That's how trees insult each other, "You're a half tree! You're not a whole tree - you're part shrub, or bush!"

#3423

88

May 28, 2011, 1:48 p.m.

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//Talking about NASA and how they invented calculators Teacher: Who do you think invented the calculator? Student: You? Teacher: Of course not. If I had invented the calculator, do you think I would be sitting here right now teaching you kids while staring at this ugly thing?

#3422

810

May 28, 2011, 1:45 p.m.

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Teacher: For some reason, the TI-89 never seemed to really catch on with kids. Neil Dalal: That's because they're ugly. Teacher: You're ugly.

#3268

1010

April 27, 2011, 5:33 p.m.

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//Mr. Giles has given the class time to work on the homework, and some people are just socializing instead of working. Giles: Charles Yin! Something shiny is on your desk. Charles: (looking up quickly) What? Giles: Just seeing how easily distracted you are. Go do something productive!

#3058

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March 10, 2011, 10:18 a.m.

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//Precalc C, sketching several different conics on the same paper Billings: Hey! It looks like a spider! Eva: Mm, it kinda does... Oh god, now I can't stop seeing that! I'm arachnophobic. Mr. Rose: *slowly picks up paper* It's a spider, and it's coming to EAT YOU! *Throws paper at Eva* Eva: *screams* Damn it, why would you do something like that?!

#2797

57

Jan. 18, 2011, 4:28 p.m.

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Giles: Did you just say sin/cos=sin/cos? Ashu: Uhh... Giles: We are making groundbreaking discoveries in math today! //LATER THAT CLASS Ashu: If it's an equation, can you treat it like an equation? Giles: Wow! We are making even MORE groundbreaking discoveries in math today!