#2824

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Jan. 19, 2011, 6:07 p.m.

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//While going over homework in Magnet Geo Rose: *Something about triangles* So can I get some vigourous head nods, everyone? Jacob: WHOA! This is a mutant carrot! Class: ..... T.C. (looking intently at Jacob's lunch): That carrot is mutated. Rose: OK, so now that we've had our weirdo moment for this class...

#2823

2022

Jan. 19, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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Male students: Do you know where Stein is? Rose: In his room. Students: He's not there, do you really know where he is? Rose: (shrugs) ... He's in the girl's bathroom. Go find him. Just open the door, even if he sounds like a girl, he's just playing with you.

#2822

1113

Jan. 19, 2011, 5:58 p.m.

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//Geometry final review Mag-Geoers: Mr. Rose, you could have graded our test instead of these (pre-calc). Rose: Yeah, and I already finished the grade book for 4 out of 5 classes. Isn't it great? Rose: It's like I have 5 children and 1 of them just does drugs and gets into jail, you just give up on him.

#2816

414

Jan. 18, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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Rose: Giles, I’m getting some coffee, you want any? Giles: No, but you should open it up to the rest of the class. Several students: I want some! Rose: Sure, I’ll get anything—coffee, a pony… Lily: I want a pony! //Rose leaves. Lily (to Sadie): I don’t think he’s getting me a pony, Sadie…

#2785

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Jan. 14, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

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//asserting the obvious about Mag Geo 10-11 PBE: We are just the craziest class.

#2710

1414

Dec. 21, 2010, 9:27 p.m.

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Rose: You just do a little middle school flippy flippy, and it's all good.

#2696

88

Dec. 17, 2010, 5:39 p.m.

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//Rose is talking about hyperbola Rose: So if you're in a hyperbolic room .... JACK PUT YOUR PANTS ON!!!

#2694

2222

Dec. 17, 2010, 4:32 p.m.

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PBE [looking at Einstein quote on the wall]: This is like something you would say, Mr. Rose.  You know, 'the holy geometry book'. Rose: Did you just officially compare me to Einstein? PBE: No, I just compared something he said to something you would say.

#2692

8385

Dec. 16, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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Rose: This one, you just have to use your brain. Janvi: I don't like using my brain. Rose (under his breath): I noticed.

#2690

77

Dec. 16, 2010, 12:06 p.m.

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Rose: Math is just a giant dance of ignorance.  All we can do is determine the exact nature of our ignorance.