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#10414
1919
⚐ Report// Asher just thought of a clever solution to a math problem Asher: I'm so smart, guys. Leela: Nobody correct him, he's feeling good.
#10007
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⚐ Report// Schwartz is giving complex lesson Schwartz(to student): A function is analytic if it has a Taylor series. // Ace and Andy's heads perk up Schwartz: No! Andy(covering ears): I heard nothing! Schwartz: Good!
#9954
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: when you have a mutant seahorse in the water breeze, its hair blows back behind its head
#9953
1111
⚐ ReportSchwartz: now our balls are 2-dimensional objects instead of 1-dimensional objects
#9152
1919
⚐ Report//Schwartz giving administrative stuff for end-of-year So there might be some stuff you won't finish. Send me an email. I understand! You're still a good person! *pause* Well, actually let me clarify.
#9126
1111
⚐ ReportSchwartz: We're talking about the donut flesh of this mutant donut, because no-one likes holes. Tad: I don't even like donuts \\later Schwartz: The interior of C is the flesh of the mutant eclair.
#9107
1010
⚐ ReportSchwartz: So after all this, the audio you're getting is the default input on a laptop that's sitting facedown on a chair? Class: Yeah, and it's great! Schwartz: *sighs* Well, as long as we're doing math...