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⚐ ReportAce: Can I have a handful of deez nuts? Jerry Song: I would indulge myself in deez nuts if I brought water. Jerry: I need water to swallow deez nuts.
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Did you know that sigma balls means the same thing as some of deez nuts?
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⚐ Report// Final writing assignment Anderson: To help you guys with this final writing assignment...you can have chips. *Dumps giant pile of chips on the table* Anderson: As we all know, there's nothing better for your brain than junk food. Andy: Can I interest you in some of Deez Utz?
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⚐ ReportAndy: What's the little statue they put on gothic cathedrals called? Ace: Gargoyles? Andy: Well why don't you gargoyle on deez nuts?!
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⚐ ReportCaleb: What biology textbook can you get for $20? Jerry Song: Hungerford biology. Caleb: What's Hungerford...? Jerry Song: Hunger for Deez Nuts!
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⚐ ReportAlbert: How do you say “go” in Mandarin? Jacen: 去? (Read as qù) Albert: You can 去 on deez nuts!
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Why’s it named like that? Andy: Because IUPAC said so. Jerry: Well why don’t you IUPAC deez nuts!