#5931

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May 12, 2016, 6:53 p.m.

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//Eli bet Kristi she couldn't wear a pancake on her head all day //Dondee walks into precal carrying an origami deer head Student 1: Mr. Giles, why don't you even look surprised that someone just brought in a paper deer head? Giles: There is literally someone wearing a bread hat. I wouldn't be surprised if someone came in with a deer carcass. Student 2: It's a pancake, not bread. //Later, Katheryn puts a pancake on her head as well Giles: Now there are two people wearing pancakes. //Later, Schafer is explaining an analogy involving polar graphs, a mouse, a toy car, and a bucket of paint Giles: You all stare at him like he's crazy as you wear pancakes on your head. Schafer: Ooh I like pancakes!

#4100

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April 23, 2012, 5:02 p.m.

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Eli: If Hannah He says you're weird, you're weird.

#4097

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April 22, 2012, 11:42 a.m.

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//At Wallops, during the forest walk, Hannah He, Lenny, and Eli are drawing on broken shells and putting them back Hannah He: Oh my god, somebody already drew on this shell! It says...oh wait, that was me.

#3794

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Nov. 18, 2011, 12:49 p.m.

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//In POE Mitchell: These computers are horrendously slow. Eli: Watching these computers load a page is like watching grass... trying to load a page.

#3253

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April 17, 2011, 9:53 p.m.

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Rose: Where's Jason Hyoon? Other people: Jason Hyun! Jason Ma: He's only been here for eight years! Eli: Really? He must be pretty stupid!

#2711

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Dec. 21, 2010, 10:05 p.m.

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//Eli and Jack are thinking of combinations of teachers and cartoon characters Eli: Uhh... Fred Flintstone and Pham. Jack: I have no idea. Eli (in Pham accent): You just yabba dabba doing it!

#2008

19

June 16, 2010, 3:14 a.m.

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Victor (Of Eli Barnet): I want to put him in a laundry chute. Victor: To hell.

#1914

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May 13, 2010, 2:25 p.m.

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(Eli points to book on shelf: "Physics in the 20th Century") Eli: This book is 100 years late. Craig: No, it's 10 years late. Eli: No, it's 10 years and some months late. Craig: Fine, it's 11 years late. Eli: Prove it. Craig: Touche!

#1913

19

May 13, 2010, 2:20 p.m.

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(Eli picks up a peice of paper and reads it) Eli: 16 pi Jack: Oo la la

#1898

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May 9, 2010, 12:49 p.m.

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Eli: Quick, name all the members of the Beastie Boys. Jack: I can't name them; They all have weird Australian names. Eli: Australians have American-sounding names. Jack: But not like John Smith. Eli: What, like Wallaby McGee?