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Sept. 12, 2011, 9:45 a.m.

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Swaney: Turkey isn't giving up their territory to the Turds... the Kurds! The *Kurds*!

#3486

55

Aug. 31, 2011, 4:50 p.m.

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//During AP NSL, talking about how people ruin elections Swaney: And some of my friends voted for people only because they were handsome or they were tall... Hannah: Awwwwww...

#3474

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July 8, 2011, 9:03 p.m.

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//Comparative Government Fall 2010, after a flurry of holidays. Claire H: Does anyone sit next to me? Mr. Swaney: Yeah! Jeremy! He's only missed one day! "Does anyone sit next to me?"?! You've been sitting next to him for a whole quarter: Claire, Jeremy--Jeremy, Claire! He's only missed one day! Claire H: Yeah... but that's this whole week!

#3320

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May 5, 2011, 10:33 p.m.

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Swaney: Hah, yeah, I bought a Mike Vick head for my dog to chew on.

#3289

33

May 2, 2011, 10:59 a.m.

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// During Thermo, Swaney walks into the room Swaney: Can someone take a test in here? Schafer: Yea, sure. [turns to the class] Now you all really have to be quiet since someone's doing actual academic work in here.

#3274

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April 28, 2011, 3:40 p.m.

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Swaney (to teacher next door): How you doing? Other teacher: It's greeeaaat! Swaney: This is why you don't drink in the morning! Other teacher: It wasn't that much... Swaney: All I drink is black coffee!

#3258

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April 25, 2011, 6:14 p.m.

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Swaney (seeing Portrait of the Artist): Anyone who claims to like that book is just lying!  It's unreadable!

#3247

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April 15, 2011, 11:41 a.m.

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Swaney: I'm taking you on a drug trip. //After some thought Swaney: Don't put that on blairbash, you'll get me fired!

#3046

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March 7, 2011, 9:56 p.m.

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//During review activity for Russia: (Question: Name Russia's top two exports.) Swaney: Vodka and orphans?

#2977

810

Feb. 23, 2011, 10:17 p.m.

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//Comparative Government review activity on Mexico Question: Name four challenges for Mexico in the future. Mr. Swaney (counting off): Drugs, drugs, drugs, and... Claire H: Corruption? Swaney: Corruption... because of drugs. What were the others? Shirley: Electoral disillusionment? Swaney: Oh, yeah, I don't get why that is... Student: They're probably on drugs.