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#13520

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Dec. 11, 2024, 7:52 p.m.

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Don't be a bystander, be an Ostrander. - AA

#7927

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Feb. 7, 2019, 8:54 p.m.

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//Adv Geo Rose: Okay, okay, I couldn't figure out this problem on the homework. I spent like hours on it. But I think I can do it now. Haydn: So basically you just extend... Steven *while Haydn speaks*: Wait wait wait, let him finish, he can figure it out. Reynald: Steven has become Mr. Rose, and Haydn has become Steven, and Mr. Rose is now the student

#6646

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Sept. 22, 2017, 10:27 p.m.

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//ceiling power outlet wire dangling near Anika's head Anika: Mr.Street, this thing hit me in the head three times! //Mr.Street takes outlet, hits Anika on head with it Mr.Street: Four.

#8457

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Jan. 10, 2020, 2:41 p.m.

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//AP World Tad (out of nowhere): Why is this site about vaping and how to make a vape not blocked by school WiFi? Seat: Why are you even on that site to begin with? Tad: I searched up "Steam Engine."

Steam engines are truly revolutionary.

seat, tad

#7587

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Sept. 15, 2018, 1:59 p.m.

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//As a manner of introduction, Mr. Gonzalez and other students around the room are stating why they should not be voted off the island //This is like the part in the reality show "Survivor" in which people state why they should not be voted off the island Carlos: You shouldn't vote me out because I'm the only Latino on this island. Gonzalez: *looks incredulously at Carlos* //class laughs

#8087

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April 5, 2019, 5:25 p.m.

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//Complex //Haydn ties the window's pull cord to a stool, then places a pen on the string and lets go. The pen moves along the rope and hits the chair //Class looks at Haydn Schwartz: I have a story to tell about this. When I took AP Environmental Science-- do you guys still do that? The easiest way to pass the test is to pick the option closest to "Humans suck, and if we keep doing whatever we're doing, we're screwed". Environmental science is actually interesting, but the test was awful. Anyways, I finished in 45 minutes and had an hour left. It was also my last test, so I had all my AP student labels, and there were tissues, paper, pencils, and other instruments on a table we could go to. By using my student labels as adhesive, I constructed a sailboat during that hour, and whenever the proctor made their rounds, I would blow the sailboat from one end of the desk to the other.

#8591

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June 8, 2020, 12:30 p.m.

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Lodal: Maybe a video will be posted here! Maybe it won't! It's a fun new end of the year game!

this is due in two days and there is still no video

lodal, chem

#8083

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April 4, 2019, 11:18 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry //Dzhu helping Reynald with geogebra Rose: Oh no... when Daniel Zhu is at the computer, weird things start to happen. //later Rose: Okay, Daniel Zhu, explain Pascal's theorem in an intuitive way to me. Daniel: So... Rose: NO COMPLEX NUMBERS! Daniel: Consider the equation for a hyperbola in complex form.

#7725

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Nov. 13, 2018, 9:44 a.m.

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//Ms. Duval is doing a trivia on herself Duval: What are the names of my dogs? //Timmy instantly raises his hand, Duval calls on him Timmy: Sam and Alice

Sam and Alice are the name of her children...

duval, bio

#3876

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Jan. 4, 2012, 9:44 p.m.

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//Mr Rose is visiting Mr. Stein's Class Stein: Alright, so today we are going to learn the last physics application of calculus I'm going teach you, go over the worksheet, and if we work fast we can have nap time like my morning class did. Billings: Mr. Rose doesn't understand that concept. Stein: What, naps? Billings: No. Time.