#5485

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May 13, 2015, 6:54 a.m.

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Matthew: The promposal I made works in every browser besides IE. I think of that as a feature, not a bug, since it means the administrative staff will never notice it. Plus, if Leslie uses IE, I'm not sure that I can take her to prom.

#2936

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Feb. 16, 2011, 8:23 p.m.

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Pham: You don't have friend? You go up to girl ask them to be your friend.  Like you know how they do in kindergarten? Or, you get cookie from home, stick in girl's mouth, you have friend.

#4111

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April 26, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//At Science Bowl, talking to another team Other Coach: So, what's his specialty? //Pointing to Saurav Pham: Him? Girls.

#4964

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May 22, 2014, 8:43 p.m.

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//Pham explaining the Chem R/E Presentation Pham: Okay guy, listen. You know proper English very important for presentation. Pham: I check for spelling, grammar, complete sentence, noun-verb agreement. Make sure you have. Pham: Each mistake I find taking off two point.

#428

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June 7, 2009, 1:58 p.m.

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Pham: You Magnet student. Everyone trust you! Take advantage of that! You go in office, steal some papers, walk out, nobody care! Skip school, go to Starbucks whatever, nobody care!

#7465

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May 3, 2018, 1:20 p.m.

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//Quantum Pd. 7 Tanzola: Okay seriously Reynald, how do I get a quote on Blairbash? Haydn: Just say something funny Tanzola *defensively*: I'm funny! //People start laughing

#3943

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Feb. 8, 2012, 10:03 p.m.

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Schafer: We used to take our teacher's floppies and wave magnets over them. Then he'd be like "I'm sorry but I lost all your grades." And we'd be like "Damn shame."

#1564

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March 1, 2010, 6:52 p.m.

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Rose: Andy Zhang, either on or off with the pants, man, I don't care which.

#2657

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Dec. 10, 2010, 6:01 p.m.

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// Mr. Ostrander walks in to Analysis 1A Ostrander: Sorry Mr. Stein, I can't get you a code. Blaha has one, though. Stein: What!?! Why don't I get a number? Ostrander: Well, I have this theory. All the responsible teachers get one, while... Stein: But ROSE got one! Ostrander: Well, then my theory is dead.

#6011

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Aug. 30, 2016, 3:44 p.m.

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//A freshman is talking to Anna Barth and Sambuddha Chattopadhyay Evan: What's your name? Sambuddha: Sambuddha Chattopadhyay Evan (sarcastically): Very funny.