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//Complex Schwartz: The bell will ring now. //Bell rings on "now". Class is in awe. Schwartz: I wear a watch for a reason!
//9th period Cirincione Tad: How far to the left are you? Cirincione: Pretty far. Tad: Like, farther than Bernard? Literally everyone: ??? Tad: Sanders.
Duval: The 25th is apparently take your child to work day, so I'll be bringing my kids to class. Haydn: I'll bring my kid as well. Duval: ...Um, well... I guess they can play together. Haydn: No, my kid is way too old to play with your kids.
//Advanced Geometry Rose: I used to teach at this school with average kids. They weren't as intelligent as you guys, but if I taught stuff correctly they would understand. I will never forget this girl who often came to math help-- sometimes she'd be alone with us 2 math teachers and say, "I'm intimidated by you two!" Anyway, one day during math help I was demo-ing this classic proof that these triangles are similar, so that I could practice for next class when we actually did it. After I finished she just looked at me and said in the most confused voice, "...wolf pack?" And I was just looking at her like "What?" It turns out that she had never seen the Greek letter alpha besides stuff from biology like "alpha male", so when I used it as an angle, it didn't make any sense to her. //later, Daniel presents an important lemma that Rose had already forgotten from last class Reynald: Mr. Rose, you know that "wolf pack" girl? That's how Daniel views you.
//Noam walks in Noam: I picked a bad day to go to Schwartz for help //Schwartz walks in behind him Schwartz: Yarr.
Rose: Half day! No time for student participation!
Richard: What's that sideways 11? Rose: It's an equals sign.
//Advanced Geometry Rose: EVERYONE BREATHE IN... !!! (GASP) and-- //Ms. Fus makes an announcement Rose: NO!
//Talking about CSAW Wright: Last year, we had a team of girls that went, and we also had a, uh, regular team.
//Entomology, pd 5 //Luke is looking at his computer; Duval is lecturing Luke: Ahhhhhhhhhhhueghghhhhhhhhhhahughguhghghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (continue for 15 seconds) Reynald (pointing in the general vicinity): That noise... it came from a mouth?