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Dec. 10, 2010, 6:01 p.m.

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// Mr. Ostrander walks in to Analysis 1A Ostrander: Sorry Mr. Stein, I can't get you a code. Blaha has one, though. Stein: What!?! Why don't I get a number? Ostrander: Well, I have this theory. All the responsible teachers get one, while... Stein: But ROSE got one! Ostrander: Well, then my theory is dead.

#8104

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April 10, 2019, 2:34 p.m.

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//Going to Wallops Duval: You know were getting close when we start seeing signs of the confederacy.

#8489

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Feb. 5, 2020, 2:28 p.m.

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Stein: I don't know HOW this happened, but my wife got pregnant!

#7725

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Nov. 13, 2018, 9:44 a.m.

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//Ms. Duval is doing a trivia on herself Duval: What are the names of my dogs? //Timmy instantly raises his hand, Duval calls on him Timmy: Sam and Alice

#6646

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Sept. 22, 2017, 10:27 p.m.

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//ceiling power outlet wire dangling near Anika's head Anika: Mr.Street, this thing hit me in the head three times! //Mr.Street takes outlet, hits Anika on head with it Mr.Street: Four.

#8307

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Sept. 23, 2019, 12:19 p.m.

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//Noam walks in Noam: I picked a bad day to go to Schwartz for help //Schwartz walks in behind him Schwartz: Yarr.

#3943

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Feb. 8, 2012, 10:03 p.m.

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Schafer: We used to take our teacher's floppies and wave magnets over them. Then he'd be like "I'm sorry but I lost all your grades." And we'd be like "Damn shame."

#8093

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April 8, 2019, 11:56 a.m.

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Rose: I like teachers who are a little crazy. They make me seem more professional.

#7670

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Oct. 23, 2018, 1:03 p.m.

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//7th Duval //Both Gonzalez and Duval are in 363 Yash: Ms. Gonzalez- wait- no- Duval: Did you just call me Ms. Gonzalez?! Gonzalez: If she was my mom, I would not be working here- I would work somewhere very, very, far away.

#8385

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Nov. 12, 2019, 9:55 a.m.

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Rose: Half day! No time for student participation!